Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Today is Chuck Norris Birthday so here is goes:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

I'm so bored...

 

Poor Sporting Portugal...not!

 

Well, least nothing bad came out of that. Didn't want that to happen for the life of me.

 

I'm writing the report on losing and failing

 

Pineapple Express has gotta be the funniest movie I've ever seen

 

Ouch. This hurts a lot more than it should.

 

True that.

 

the new or old kid?

 

Neither. For the love of god, Johnny, just drop it already.


Speaking of the "new kid"..... you know what, never mind.

 

I almost fell off my chair during the fight scene

 

Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.

 

Thug liiiife

 

You really need to check out Eastbound and Down then, Chris. It's awesome.

 

I searched youtube for it, I got Smokey and the Bandit. WTF But I have it, I'll download episode 1. What is it about anyway?

 

It's about a former baseball pitcher (Red from Pineapple Express) who pretty much loses control of his career (due to him being a pompous egotistical asshole pretty much) who goes back to his hometown and has to become a gym teacher in route to trying to make a comeback. It's pretty funny.

 

I don't find Danny McBride funny

 

Lights on, or lights off?

 

I just read that and here's the first thing that crossed my mind:

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one, too

 

Alright, I'll check it out. If you know any movies that has the same quality as Pineapple Express, please let me know