Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

I never remember it's on half the time.

 

I watch it because I have nothing else better to do.

Really wish they put Stewie's music video up though. That's funny.

 

I still love Family Guy.

 

It's sad this cover sounds like one of their own songs anyway.

 

This speaks volumes

She can't hide no matter how hard she tries
Her secret disguised behind the lies
And at night she cries away her pride
With eyes shut tight staring at her inside
All her friends know why she can't sleep at night

 

Dr. Hartman: Oh my god, she's dying!
Joe & Bonnie: WHAT?!!
Dr. Hartman: Oh, sorry, I was watching this Paula Poundstone comedy special. Here's your baby.
Joe: She's beautiful! Ain't she, sweetheart?
Bonnie: She sure is, Joe.
Quagmire: [pause] It's hard to believe she's already eighteen.

 

I don't love it like The Simpsons or King of the Hill or Futurama, but I watch it enough to enjoy it. Plus, there's just some episodes I can't miss.

 

Pizza time.

 

AHHHHHH!

Tension breaker, had to take it.

 

I just chugged a full 32 ounce Gatorade.

 

Was it the purple stuff?

 

It's actually "Frost Glacier Freeze."

 

Can't wait until that goes right through you.

 

My friend had a shit ton of bottles of water and we were on Xbox all day and I swear he would literally drink one, piss, drink one piss, so much that it got to the point of him testing how much water he pissed back after chugging one. He got like a quarter of the bottle filled back up and he tells us this and goes........What a fucking ripoff

 

I drink so much water/soda that I piss loudly. "Like Niagara Falls" my mom tells me.

 

Wait, whoa whoa hold the fuck on.

You can piss..SILENTLY?!?!?!

Like..it's possible?

Fuck, not for me it's not.

 

FROSTIES!!!

 

I piss louder than others, how about that? GAWSH!

And I need to do dishes to get my head out of the shit right now. Be back later.

 

We walked the narrow path,
beneath the smoking skies.
Sometimes you can barely tell the difference
between darkness and light.
Do you have faith
in what we believe?
The truest test is when we cannot,
when we cannot see.

I hear pounding feet in the,
in the streets below, and the,
and the women crying and the,
and the children know that there,
that there's something wrong,
and it's hard to believe that love will prevail.

Oh it won't rain all the time.
The sky won't fall forever.
And though the night seems long,
your tears won't fall forever.

Oh, when I'm lonely,
I lie awake at night
and I wish you were here.
I miss you.
Can you tell me
is there something more to believe in?
Or is this all there is?

In the pounding feet, in the,
In the streets below, and the,
And the window breaks and,
And a woman falls, there's,
There's something wrong, it's,
It's so hard to believe that love will prevail.

Oh it won't rain all the time.
The sky won't fall forever.
And though the night seems long,
your tears won't fall, your tears won't fall, your tears won't fall
forever.

Last night I had a dream.
You came into my room,
you took me into your arms.
Whispering and kissing me,
and telling me to still believe.
But then the emptiness of a burning sea against which we see
our darkest of sadness.

Until I felt safe and warm.
I fell asleep in your arms.
When I awoke I cried again for you were gone.
Oh, can you hear me?

It won't rain all the time.
The sky won't fall forever.
And though the night seems long,
your tears won't fall forever.
It won't rain all the time
The sky won't fall forever.
And though the night seems long,
your tears won't fall, your tears won't fall,
your tears won't fall
forever.