Pokemon? Blue. Yellow is fucking terrible, jeez. Fuck off, Pikachu. North hemisphere vs South Hemisphere
Ugh, do I really have to choose? Fuck them both. Instagram. At least it has a use for photographers. Black or white.
Whilst (or how I say because of lisp, Whiltht) What about Aussie Rules Football? Football or Football or Football?
Earbuds, cause they're more portable and less bulky. The ability to fly only west vs. Being extremely strong in your right hand on weekends
Bacon Having 1 night with 5 playboy bunnies, and nobody can ever know OR not having that night, but everyone thinks you have