Kill myself. But if I had to choose one, I guess One Direction. They piss me off less than Bieber does. Hans Zimmer or Martin O'Donnell
I'm not entirely sure who either of them are, but I think the thread died slightly so... Edgar Wright Tea or coffee?
Friendship. Love can really isolate people, and you can have as many friends as you want (and will be friends with you). Sex or drugs?
I'm not sure how poor you mean, but if it's just lower-middle or right below the poverty level then poor. If I'm homeless then rich. Bad teeth you can't fix, or braces for 10 years (now until 10 years from now)