I think this is ridiculous... even though it's a really weird ass thing to do, it's still in his own space and he isn't hurting anybody by doing so. The police should be out there fighting crime and arresting murderers. There is no evidence he actually was having sex with the bike, how could that even be possible? It says he was simulating it and if it's true that he had too much to drink, they can test that (obviously). And they had to use a master key get into his room? What about privacy? Since a bike isn't something living and it was in his own space, wouldn't that make this just pleasuring himself? If that's illegal now then they better lock up every man on earth. Shit, waste of time to bother this guy if you ask me and if they so desperately want to "help" him they should send him to counciling.