The Unwritten Rules of the LPA

#101 98% of the noobs that post during the album release cycle are required to exit the premises once the release is over.

 

#102 Repeat #101 if required.

 

#103 Keep in mind, Filthy is probably drunk

 

#104. When filthy is drunk we're all drunk!

 

#105 Minus holds the right to announce flame war winners only if he isn't involved himself. If he is therein involved, he systematically wins any flame war by default.

 

#106 Do not quote Linkin Park lyrics on the shoutbox, it will inmediately kill it.

 

#107. Anyone who posts pics of them posing with rainbow condom mascots automatically wins. Just wins.

 

#108 Topics that are designed for the sole purpose of post-whoring are so awesome.

(isn't this just "_____ Reasons Why the LPA Rocks, V2"?)

 

#109. Those who fuck up the rule numbers are to be flogged

 

#110 RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

 

#111 Landing the spot of the same triple digit is always worthy of a medal.

 

#112 If you say something fucking obvious in the shoutbox (or otherwise) and act like you're the first person to think of it, I will sarcastically excuse myself to go "hand craft you a medal". At which point, minuteforce will begin planning you a parade. Decay will subsequently be in charge of confetti.

 

#113- Anyone who don't eat my cookies will get sick!

 

#114 if you haven't been here for at least five years you are not awesome.

 

#115. You're not "LP'S NUMBA WUN FAN". Shut the fuck up and go back to LPMB with that crap.

 

#116 Whatever you say, be ready to be ninja'd constantly by yours truly.

 

#117 If you call Ree not awesome, prepare to face the consequences. Just try it.

 

#120 90% of the time, Baby Minus or whatever the fuck he's calling himself at the time will be smack dab in the middle of said entertainment. Mostly because he can't join for popcorn as he doesn't know how to post that smiley. Is it ?