The Unwritten Rules of the LPA

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Minus, Jun 11, 2012.

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    cradle

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    21. ^ Stop Being A Pussy Shit Tits and post in there. :alf:
     
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    Nish

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    All brutal insults, especially those containing the words "shit tits" or "cunt", are to be accompanied by an :alf:
     
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    :kappa:

    23. When a user named "VeLLi" is sighted, prepare to be owned.
     
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    24. Must eat Vdalem's cookies! No matter how stale they are!
     
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    25. In almost all cases, having the words "Hybrid", "Theory", "LP", or "Soldier" in your username makes you look less intelligent than you may or may not actually be.
     
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    26. Never ignite a cat playing guitar, or Amanda can fuck your ass.
     
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    27. Never say a bad word about VeLLi.
     
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    28. If you are not part of an inside joke, don't act like you know what the fuck is going on because you really don't and it'll just make you look stupid.
     
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    #29 Hybrid is the only exception to rule #25.
     
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    I said in ALMOST all cases fool.

    #30 The humour of this site is predominantly British. If you don't get sarcasm, go take a class so that you can better recognize it.
     
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    #31 Minus is right 60% of the time all of the time.
     
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    #32 Hybrid is bullshitting you. Minus is always right. But he tells you this so you have a little reprieve in the instances where I call you an idiot.
     
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    I hope that kid who always uses kappa emoticon sees this.
     
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    You fail. You posted in here without posting a rule. I will compensate.

    #33 If you say the word "leak" in the shoutbox, be prepared for insanity.
    #34 Don't be a "HYPOCRITH".
     
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    #35 Or a BITHCK
     
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    #36 All rules in this thread should be written out as a rule. I'm looking at you, #35.
     
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    #37 You must agree with number #36.
     
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    38. You may use minuteforce's smilies when appropriate. ;*
     
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    #39. Derek and Jeff loses the game. :trollface:
     
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    40. When Home and Away is on weekdays at 7pm AEST we shall only use the :alf: smilie at the end of each sentence. Failing to abide could get you raped in Alf's rape dungeon (this is a bad thing if you don't like being raped).
     

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