Does it seem like it's her real profile? I mean, honestly lol. I didn't think it was real from the start, but it was still an awsome job haha. <3 I think from the beginning I thought it was, but once I started scrolling down a bit more it became beyond ridiculous. XD
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender gives him a funny look and asks, "Hey, what's up with that steering wheel? Doesn't it bother you?" And the pirate replies, "Yarrr, it's driving me nuts!"
Haha, classic jokes with nuts are always funny. Like Austin Power when climbing a ladder with Doctor Evil. Austin: "Dr. Evil, I've always thought you're crazy but now I can see your nuts..."
My friend talking about his ex and his 'future prospect.' Friend: "So I was kinda depressed because Kim-" Me: "Grace." "Yeah, I know, but Kim-" "Grace." "But-" "Grace." "Okay, so when I go see Grace-" "Kim." "What?" "Kim." "But you just told me-" "Dre." "He's a dude!" "Thai." "So is he!" "CHARLIE MURPHY!" And that's when we started laughing.
A guy has a stomach ache. An other guy says, "Hey, why don't you go to the doctor?" The first guy replies, "I don't trust no doctors. My uncle, he has pain in the chest. He goes to the doctor, and the doctor assures him everything is allright. The next day, he dies!" "Oh dear" replies the other guy, "Heart attack?" "Nah" shrugs of the first guy. "Car acciedent" Other guy shakes head, "You can hardly blame the doctor for that," "No, No" replies the first guy. "The doctor...he was driving the car" ~Cheesy, I know. From Mind your Language. @miny_girl_LP- nope, it's not me. Just someone I hope to meet someday. @Anya- Thanks a lot, hun. <3
Ha ha! Okay, okay. I can't say whether this one is inappropriate or not. I don't think it is. Hilary Clinton is killed in a car accident. No, that's not the joke. Anyway, she goes to heaven where she meets St. Peter. St. Peter excuses himself for a moment as Hilary Clinton takes a look around. She sees many clocks around, some of them with hands skipping several minutes at a time. When St. Peter returns, Hilary asks, "What are all these clocks?" St. Peter says, "Well, each clock represents a man. Every time the hand moves a whole lot, it means that the man just cheated on his wife/girlfriend." Hilary asks, "Where's my husband's clock?" St. Peter says, "Oh, it's in God's office. He uses it as a fan."
I've heard something like that before, only the clocks were "lie clocks" that spin every time someone lies. It ended with a guy asking Peter where Bush's clock was, and he said "That in his office, he uses it as a ceiling fan." Doesn't "ceiling fan" make the joke so much better than "fan"? It's all in the vocab. That's why Mitch Hedberg was so great.
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? ...who the fuck knows, and who the fuck cares?
haha tooo many lol anyhow watch these 2 short films - "potter puppet pals" it's funny i like it lmao Bother! EDIT : haha forgot to put the addy here it is http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/