The 'meh' game

meh, i can c 2 of u

i am starving

 

meh, I just staved to death

I've heard the entire "The Raid" soundtrack.

 

meh, i created the the soundtrack..
i have LP's 5th album.

 

Meh, I have LP 7th album

I have the power to make the earth turn

 

Meh, I have the power to make solar system turn.

I'm psychic

 

meh, i was the first to become psychic

i ate cardboard

 

Meh, cardboard ate me.

I kissed a Dementor.

 

meh, i kissed Hermionie.
i am immortal.

 

meh, I killed you whilst you were immortal

I own the Earth

 

meh,at the bottom of the earth it says "property of 1STPKLOSER"

Everyone i touch is my property muhahahaha

 

Meh, everything I touch turns to gold

Everyone you would fuck, I have.

 

meh, everyone you think of i have

i ate a life supply of elastic bands

side note: super sonic good come back XD ("Meh, everything I touch turns to gold")

 

Meh, i ate a life supply of dinosaurs

I jumped over Mount Everest.

 

meh, i jumped over the sun... and lived somehow

i took a bite out of a gold nugget

 

Meh, I took a bite out of the moon

Im a badass

 

Meh, I'm a super badass

I once waited at the DMV for 3 weeks

 

WHAT DA FUCK IS DMV????

I once smashed my computer screen out of anger.

 

meh, i ate through my computer screen for no reason

i are rhino meat

 

meh,i ate worms.

im famous.

 

Meh, Im super famous

Im bored