The 'meh' game

meh, I smashed my face through a mirror

I once got eaten by a mouse

 

meh, I smashed my face through a mirror

I once got eaten by a mouse

 

meh, i got eaten by an ant

an elephant sat on me

 

meh, your mom sat on me.

I once drove a Lamborghini

 

Meh I once drove your mom, OH!

I fell of the eifel tower

 

meh, i fell of the Eiffel tower.

I once owed Pidg

 

Meh, I once owned your mom oh Ho, 2 can play that game XD

I once stayed up for 5days straight

 

meh, my dick stayed up 5 days straight thinking about your mom. OH!

I stopped using ur mom for every reply

 

meh, i didn't use ur mum once...................... wait just did now.....................meh

i stuck a watermelon up an ants nose

 

Meh, I stick a watermelon up my own nose

I once fought a ninja

 

Meh, i fought a black guy once.

I look atmyself in the mirror thinking im dull.

 

PIDGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once killed a pigeon.

 

Lmao wait I didn't mean to post that. That was an accident. Idk how that happened!

 

Ok, lets start again

I once ran 100 metres in 7.2 secs

 

meh, i ran around the whole earth in less the 0.5 seconds................yes i did the impossible

i ate the worlds longest book

 

meh, I ate your mom (bringing it back :3)
I sold my soul to yo mama (yes it's an LP song )

 

meh, I sold my soul to yo dadda

I once jumped 7 metres

 

meh, i jumped over the Eiffel tower

i ate a jellyfish and survived

 

Meh, I once ate a jellyfish, died, and came back to life.

I once played guitar with jimi hendrix

 

meh i onece played guitar with linkin park........................... i wish

i wrote numb