The 'meh' game

Meh, I can challenge the universum's position.

I can crap with my feet.

 

Meh, I can fly with my feet.

I can tear a tree from the ground.

 

Meh, I'm Hulk. I can tear everything if I want to.

I have 10 pets.

 

Meh, I'm 10 pets to a hamster.

I've just listened to Black Market Music.

 

Meh, I just listened to folk music.

I have to do sports.

 

Meh, I have to fuck sports in the face.

As this game should be about painful stuff, I'm getting back on that:

I just cut my ear off.

 

Meh, I just removed my braioooxfjjhgEЯЯOR.

I am pursued by a maniac.

 

Meh, I am pursued by your mom.

I AM THE LIZARD KING

 

Meh, I am a dinosaur.

I am orange member.

 

Meh, I'm... damn, I'll let you win this one.

I'm listening to music.

 

Haha.

Meh, I can create music.

I have a laptop.

 

Meh, I have two laptops (the other one is broken though)

I can draw with my left hand altough I am a righty.

 

Meh, I can draw with my...

I can climb on a tree.

 

Meh, I can make a tree walk.

I have a mortal enemy.

 

Meh, my mortal enemy is my best friend

I like chicken.

 

Meh, I love meat.

I have got around 20 pairs of shoes.

 

It was evil NoN. :x

Meh, I don't need shoes. I fly.

I am 20.

 

Meh, I am 14 and younger. I live longer

I love music.

 

Meh, I can create music.

My classes are back.

 

Meh, mine are always here.

I have a complicated life in the moment.