The 'meh' game

meh, i always lose

i met motzart

 

meh, I met all the renascence painters.

I can spell Deoxyribonucleicacid. (in trust I actually can xD)

 

Meh, I can spell every macromolecule needed for life.

I've seen the "Burn It Down" music video.

 

Meh, I'm in the "Burn it Down" Music Video.

I read Gone with the Wind in less then an hour.

 

Meh, I've read the book and seen the movie in 30 seconds.

I've seen every single LPUTV without the need of an LPU subscription.

 

Meh, I ninja my way in every LPUTV AND LPTV.

I can blow spit bubbles (I get bored >.>).

 

Meh, my name is Bubbles.

I finished a 100-chapter book in three days.

 

Meh, i finished with your mum in 10 mins.

I once ate so much I popped.

 

Meh, I didn't understand a word of that sentence.

I once killed a whale with my penis.

 

Meh, you haven't got a penis

I don't like anyone

 

What do you mean? I KILLED A WHALE WITH IT!!

Meh, I like everyone.

I am moving the clouds.

 

Meh, i am moving the earth

Im on a roll

 

Meh, I baked the roll (and you with it).

I can pick up the earth.

 

Meh, I can throw the earth.

I can talk to cats.

 

meh, i can talk to flies

i can bite my nose

 

Meh, I can bite my toe without moving.

I've listened to Tinfoil.

 

Meh, I made Tinfoil.

I can jump over the moon.

 

So you're a cow now? (Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon...) Meh, I can jump over the sun.

I can turn into a transformer.

 

Moo.

Meh, I am optimus prime bitch!

I can eat cake that lies.

 

Meh, I made the cake.

Or is there cake?

I never had a Facebook until January.