The 'meh' game

meh, i can spell every word known to man and animal

i can read fluently upside down

 

Meh, I can read fluently in every language upside down.

I just won the lottery.

 

meh, i won a lottery to control the earth

i ate a printer then all my insides have printing marks

 

Meh, I ate Apple Corps.

I've seen Iron Man in action. (for real)

 

Meh, I dated Iron Man (and saw far more than you did...)

I am an Indigo Child. (Google it)

 

Meh, i'm Thor.

I've endured a marathon of Fox News.

 

Meh, I've endured an hour of Justin Beiber.

I'm a ninja.

 

Meh, I'm Snake Eyes.

I have an entire Justin Bieber collection.

 

Meh, I've got an entire JB collection signed.

I can pop bones out of their sockets.

 

Meh, I can destroy bones.

I can burn it down.

 

Meh, I can burn it down and burn it in the sky.

I can kick your poopie butt.

 

Meh, i can make you kiss my poopie butt

Im unbreakable

 

Meh, I can break you anyway.

I know the lyrics to every Linkin Park songs backwards and forwards.

 

meh, i know the lyrics of every single song ever made by anyone

i cut someone brain in half then ate it all up

 

Meh, I ate someone's brain whole.

I can read your mind.

 

Meh, I can control your mind.

I can walk till I have blisters on my feet.

 

Meh, I can walk forever without ever getting blisters.

I can breathe underwater.

 

Meh, I'm a mermaid.

I can breathe in space.

 

Meh, I live in space.

I can talk to dead people.

 

Meh, I can talk to God.

I can phone home.