The 'meh' game

Yes you are.

Meh, I gave birth to Chuck Norris. And I'm now going to kill you, CAUSE YOU BEAT UP MY SON FOR GOD'S SAKE!!

I ate a sandwich, opened my belly, took the sandwich and ate it again. And repeated the action several times.

 

Meh, I made a sandwich, cut my stomach open, and put it straight inside. It was a potato and ketchup sandwich, too.

I listened to Living Things in its entirety via my telepathic link with Mike Shinoda.

 

Meh, I'm the Sound Engineer of Living Things.

I created a music-powered car.

 

lol that's in spongbob

meh, i created a telekinetic powered car

i listened to living things

 

Meh, I CREATED Living Things.

I exploded a car using only my mind.

 

meh, i moved the sun using my mind

i can finish homework in a blink of an eye

 

Meh, I can finish a whole textbook in the blink of an eye.

I took guitar lessons from Brad Delson.

 

ohhh you lucky duck

meh, i had lifetime lessons from all members of linkin park

i know how to master all instruments

 

Meh, I invented all the instruments.

I tried the ketchup, motherf*cker.

 

meh i drank it all

i ate the the ketchup bottle

 

Meh, I ate an entire Coke bottle in a millisecond.

I have an entire LP collection.

 

Meh, I am keeping Linkin Park in my basement.

I can lick my elbow.

 

Meh, I can lick my knees without moving.

I have cake.

 

Meh, I have a lifetime supply of cake.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

 

Meh, I can ride my bike with a cat on my head.

I can eat clouds.
True story.

 

Meh, I can fart clouds.

I have a billion dollars.

 

Meh, I have all the money in the world.

I smell as fresh as Old Spice.

 

Meh, I smell even better

I have 89070 Children

 

Meh, I have 89071 children. (ha!)

I am supreme overlord of the universe.

 

Meh, I am the supreme uber master overlord of all existence.

I can spell antidisestablishmentarianism.