The 'meh' game

Meh, I have ALL powers.

I poop rainbows.

 

Meh, I poop universes.

I'm STANDEEN ON A CAH WIT MAH FEENGA IN DA AYR.

 

Meh, im STANDEEN ON A CAH WIT MAH FEENGA IN DA AYR WIT DA KING CHASIN ME DOWN

Im shit

 

Meh, I'm nuclear waste.

I once entered in a volcano.

 

Meh, I once entered a volcano and it erupted and killed me but Jesus saved me

Im Super Sonic.

 

Meh, I'm Super Shadow.

I'm part human, part cat, part butterfly.

 

Meh, I'm a dragon with chicken feet. I know, I can't even stand.

I killed Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

 

Meh, I killed Linkin Park and then bought them back to life.

I can talk to fish.

 

Meh, I can communicate with aliens

I the best singer in the world

 

meh, i can make the earth move when i sing

i ate glass and survived

 

Meh, I ate a rattle snake and survived.

I can shape shift.

 

Meh, i can shift shapes.

I can become invincible

 

Meh, I can become invincible and immortal.

I am really really tall.

 

Meh, i'm Godzilla

i can finish a can of coke with the can

 

Meh, i own Coca Cola

I am made of gold

 

Meh, I am made of diamonds

I invented the universe

 

Meh, I created God

Im so bad you cant get worse

 

meh, i'm so bad 6 billion people hate me

i got a 100 kill streak in halo

 

Meh, I was the one that ended the kill streak.

I passed all my classes thus far.

 

good one

meh, i passed Albert Einstein class

i am still at school *pretends to sob*