The 'meh' game

Meh, my life's so cool i don't need birthdays

I'm every pandas best friend.

 

Meh, I'm every tigers best friend!

I built a teleporter

 

meh, i built a teleporter at the core of the sun

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast

 

Meh, I shoved a bowl of nails up my..........

Im never wrong.

 

Meh, I'm always right, plus I know everything there is to know!

I'm a superhero

 

Meh, I'm a super villian and I always defeat you

I get £100000 a week

 

Meh, I get £100000 a day

I can fly

 

Meh, I invented flying

Everyone knows me

 

Meh, everyone loves me

I'm an OS gold medalist

 

Meh, Im a triple OS gold medallist

I invented Apple

 

Meh, I created the computer

I know Paul McCartney

 

Meh, I know Jesus

I have proof Jesus is real

 

Meh, I have proof God is real

I'm a professional soccer player

 

Meh, im a professionally Football player.

I never went to school

 

Meh, I skipped school before skipping school was cool.

My hands turn into chainsaws.

 

Meh, I am a chainsaw

I have 19 toes

 

Meh, I have 19 feet.

I have a pet dinosaur.

 

meh, i ate a dinosaur

i just received an infraction

 

Meh, Im banned

I can drive a space ship

 

meh, i can drive an alien space ship

the president of the U.S gave me a K.F.C coupon