The world population reaches several billion People can't stop engaging in reproduction Naturally this leads to a scene A shame-faced look at the human beings Some get food while most do not The unfortunate are left to rot These are the hoes, they're people too So let's make things right and cook a stew Throw in the beef, carrots, and taters Let's all be friends and not all be haters Let's hand out flyer and let it be known That this is a ho friendly zone Get out the mayo and the buns For the biggest feast under the sun Look at these people, they're like a zoo Fuck it, the hoes got to eat too Yes they do have to eat Working all night requires energy Yes they do have to eat They may also need some hemhrroid cream Yes they do have to eat Need to pay the bills like you and me Yes they do have to eat Nothing's funkier than butt cheese Yes they do have to eat Need food instead of playing striptease Yes they do have to ear Probably tired of seeing old geezes Yes they do have to eat Tryin to keep away from STDs Yes they do have to eat No clappin or drippin please Enter the club with hand so steady Ask Black Magik if his pimp hand's ready Tell the bartender to give me some Jack Need to throw some down to prove I'm back Here comes my girl, she's looking good Hope she doesn't see I'm already sportin' wood Even though I know hoes gotta eat too There's only one girl for me and that's true Remembering times medieval so dope Remind me of wiping her down with the soap Twinkling lights and the neon strip Tried so hard not to let it rip Couldn't ruin this amazing night With a gas attack that would cause a fright Didn't wanna miss seeing those things Now I'm the king, look at all these rings