The Anti-Bible

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  1. The Doctor

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    Again with insulting my intelligence. READ MY POST. I said it could be from anything. A bloodstain on a cloth is not a miracle, its common.
     
  2. Casual D

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    That post made absolutely no sense and has no contribution to the arguement at hand. I could cut myself and coat a cloth in blood right now if I wanted to....doesnt mean I'm Jesus Christ himself because I bled all over a damn cloth.
     
  3. o0Bahamut

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    Nate, ok this is the story I learned. The cloth from jesus was supposedly taken away but then later on someone came and said it was the cloth from him. After YEARS AND YEARS, finally techonolgiy came out to see if it was true, and at first, the blood hadn't dated back to jesus. But then, an error was found. I dont know the rest of the full story though.
     
  4. The Doctor

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    And yet again, you said the magic phrase. "Someone said." That means I can go out and get a bloody cloth, say its Jesus's blood and that makes it true?
     
  5. Todd

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    blood dated back to jesus....maybe so. could have been jesus, could have been one of the other millions of people living on earth that time. and unless they want to find and dig up his corpse to do a DNA test, then theres no way to prove it was him.
     
  6. o0Bahamut

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    I dont know the full name is why lol.

    And also, the blood was an exact replica of his body. I have seen it, I have actually seen it on tv and seen what it looks like while scientists were trying to figure out when it was dated back to and everything.
     
  7. Todd

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    exact replica? :lol: so I would like to meet the scientist living today who was also alive way back then to look at jesus's body, the blood and say its an exact match
     
  8. The Doctor

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    You just dont understand that just because someone says that it is something, it doesnt make it true. Still, no one has any pieces of blood, skin, anything to compare it to, so it is just like a John Doe case.
     
  9. o0Bahamut

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    Listen, I'm gonna make this my last post. To first of all, end this debate. Second, I'm tired and wanna go to bed. And last, all I keep hearing from everyone is basically " I WANT FULL PROOF OR I WONT BELIEVE ONE THING"

    So anyway, lemme just tell all of you, that it wasn't an exact replica, and it never says in the bible what he looks like. But we got an image though from it and that's how we though. But how do we know it was him? Well for once, there was a mark where he was stabbed in the bible right in the spot. You can also see the marks I think (I can't remember all of the video, it was very long) where his arms were onto the cross and everything. And the crown too. And dont come saying " Well uhh ummm I can just make my body real bloody and put those exact marks right there at the exact place to just make it all up" because that would be extremely difficult and would make no sense for someone to show all that blood stained on there.

    Well this ends my last post, some of you maybe be saying "yay he's done" some may be saying "finally" but oh well. I just said what I thought. And I respect now what you think since I was acting a bit selfish in other posts. Anyway, think what you want, I'm done, goodnight everyone lol
     
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    Because you know its definitely impossible to mark a cloth with blood in convenient locations. Just look, everything you say just completely contradicts everything else.
     
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    I have no problem with religion, to me, whoop-dee-doo, so you found some clothes from Jesus, jump for freaking jumping jacks, but just because you got blood on a piece of cloth means it's right to degrade us.

    This debate won't close because you say so. Not only that, you tell us to believe something and go by off-hand refrences where as us, we go by stated and documentated files of proof.

    Anyways, yeah, leave with one last word of insulting us AGAIN... Whatever. And again, you don't know us so telling us we're wrong and everything is totally dumb and again, if I was your God, I'd send all those who thought differently of others because they didn't think the same to hell for being so inconsiderate.
     
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    Oh man, you are foolish.

    Regarding your response to Todd; the fact that he doesn't believe in god doesn't not make him a satan worshipper, you dolt.

    Oh yes, blood on a cloth. Really miraculous. And cloth with a likeness to his face; the apocalypse is near! Clouds look like things all the time. It's just the way they're formed. Just like with this cloth. And as for this blood on a cloth, where's the DNA evidence? Why not just take the cloth and put a swab to it? Oh, that's right, because nobody has DNA from Jesus to cross-reference it. That could be blood from anyone.
     
  13. Mechanical Christ

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    Where would this thing be without Mark and Will. :lol:

    Edit : and Nate.


    There are many Christians around me, and I find they like to go round converting people into Christianity.






    What the heck is that all about?



    If you believe in Christianity, fine, but don't expect others to as well. Let them be what they want to be right? But no. Have to get one more follower. Then I can win the Converter of the Year award. I don't thing other Christians are like that (I jolly well hope not!), but i find that those Christians I know are forever doing that. I don't see a Buddhist coming up to me on the streets saying, "hey, wanna be buddhist? Then you can be enlightened bla blah blah and find the Way" No. I don't. It's pretty much if-you-want-to-believe-then-you're-welcome kind of thing.

    So. Stop that ####. We don't need it. Stick with your own faith and don't try to get more followers.
     
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    i understand how frustrating that can be. im a christian myself and my friends are atheists... so my parents want me to change them into christians. but ill never ever even try that, everybody has the right to believe iun whatever the f*ck they want to, you know? maybe there is no god after all and all of the atheists are right. who am i to tell them theyre wrong?
    so i agree with you, undead, even though im christian myself.
     
  15. Will

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    One thing that really gets on my nerves about Christians is how, when you tell them you don't believe in God, they automatically pin you as a worshipper of Satan. They're all the same! That's why I hate religion so much. They're all so blinded by this book as fictional as Moby Dick that they have no idea that what they're saying is so ridiculously foolish that it's unbelievable. No pun intended.
     
  16. Maëlle

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    You know, we have amazing fiction writer today and I think they had too 2000 years back. So my theory of ''bored teens wrote the bible'' has evoluated to ''fiction writers wrote the bible''


    That's it.








    (And as always, I stick with the evolution theory! Darwin is The God! :p )
     
  17. User Name

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    That's a bunch of precognated bullshit, Will, and you know it.
     
  18. Will

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    That's a bunch of precognated bullshit, Will, and you know it. [/b][/quote]
    These words should never be taken literally when I use them:

    All, always, never, most, etc.
     
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    Right, and I would have known this... how, exactly?
     
  20. Will

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    Why are you getting on my case? You blew up on me, I answered politely and you're still being an ass. What's your problem?
     
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