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  1. Wasabi GOD

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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it.
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept.
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around: “TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!” He burninated
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around: “TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!” He burninated the entire ship
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around: “TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!” He burninated the entire ship, its structure instantly
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around: “TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!” He burninated the entire ship, its structure instantly charred. No casualties
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around: “TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!” He burninated the entire ship, its structure instantly charred. No casualties, because I won't
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around: “TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!” He burninated the entire ship, its structure instantly charred. No casualties, because I won't be able to
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn. With his last blessing, Mr. Hahn played an epic solo honoring it. And Minus wept. These bitter tears dont fall they turn into jellyfish and crash around: “TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!” He burninated the entire ship, its structure instantly charred. No casualties, because I won't be able to be your casualty.

    (That's what you SHOULD have said)
     

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