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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So,
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns.
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different.
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons.
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons
     
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    Three detrimental sailors sailing on the very top of their crow’s nest spotted a floating pack of flimsy mini antiquated cylindrical wax phonograph records that were vital for rocking the socks off of every man and other demented creature on their haunted, special little specimen. Those records were damaged beyond repair so it was not worth it! Instead they used their new learned guitar skills to save the last one of the large ugly yellow unicorns who just discovered the cure for the itch. The records were however in such bad shape that even the unicorns couldn't listen to their content without being confused. So, they decided to listen to Meteora, ignoring all of Minusxero's complaints about it. Even though Minusxero had a vendetta against Meteora, he loved unicorns. So he tolerated - no, he implored them to change the album tracklist so the songs played in reverse and sounded different. This summoned demons. However, the demons eviscerated the unicorn.
     

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