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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full ofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box fullofDeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back inFilip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, timebegan to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "IsidoroDel Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of
     

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