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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted,
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President.
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Gripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Gripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of DeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of DeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario"
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of DeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of DeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of DeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of DeathGripsalbums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATHGRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came upwith the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There
     

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