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  1. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Michele sleeps tonight. It's his holiday buttmunching with Gibs in a secret closet where they play "Sexy Gibs", Filip's favorite game. Filip was jealous. And butthurt, rather butthurt as well. So he decided to visit the mighty lords of Butthurt-Town, capitol of the Dicksmith's sexy and suave cave. He visited the magical broccoli head, Chris Martin, and smoked mushrooms in his apartment. Whilst butthurt and out of pot, Brad Delson failed to call the police, so he brutally fingered the Sumbline With Rome member, one by finger-licking motherfucking, one by another disturbing method. When Brad started to play Empty Spaces, he failed hardly, because his megaphone parts got interrupted by Gibs' anal beads. Somewhere in the anal cavity of Butthurt-Town, Mike chopped Filip's beloved cockitty cock cock with another big nasty genital wart. Two hours later the emperor penguins visited the big dripping cunt Zak, who hates EDM, and grabbed his pocket out of Glenn's nice tasty jeans, which he used to conceal as the first. What the fuck. This escalated quickly.

    After one swift they went to the hairy urinals of Tom Hanks and licked cucumbers. There was a big drippy faucet, bigger than something known as Michele. The mightiest fanboy of Limp-Bizkit Gibs decided to poop all over Liz until she finally died. Gibs was toying with his hand in a box of porcupines. He started a secret cult for worshiping the only modern guitar god Brad Delson, who played "Sexy Gibs" solo over Bleed by Meshuggah. His all-time favorite song, however, is Blue by Eiffel65 with an extended intro. In his rage, Brad Delson left Linkin Park because of Trent Reznor, the one and only God. Both became some weird kind of musicians who invented new garbanzo bean, which effected the release of Opeth's new collaboration with Steven Wilson, which made Gibs ferociously fap until he started an internet forum for fantasizing the music of Enter Shikari, his alltime favorite band. While Gibs was listening to his lovely and sexy favorite band, something stirred within him. He thought about having sex with his new dream. He then wanted a concert ticket to see Deftones, his best concert experience previously being Enter Shikari. Somewhere a long time ago he listened to Nicki Minaj and decided to purchase her discography. But then he surprisingly lost the masterpiece The Pinkprint and decided to buy The Mindsweep, his new favorite album ever.

    Sujana wants this story to end well, so she ended
     
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    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Michele sleeps tonight. It's his holiday buttmunching with Gibs in a secret closet where they play "Sexy Gibs", Filip's favorite game. Filip was jealous. And butthurt, rather butthurt as well. So he decided to visit the mighty lords of Butthurt-Town, capitol of the Dicksmith's sexy and suave cave. He visited the magical broccoli head, Chris Martin, and smoked mushrooms in his apartment. Whilst butthurt and out of pot, Brad Delson failed to call the police, so he brutally fingered the Sumbline With Rome member, one by finger-licking motherfucking, one by another disturbing method. When Brad started to play Empty Spaces, he failed hardly, because his megaphone parts got interrupted by Gibs' anal beads. Somewhere in the anal cavity of Butthurt-Town, Mike chopped Filip's beloved cockitty cock cock with another big nasty genital wart. Two hours later the emperor penguins visited the big dripping cunt Zak, who hates EDM, and grabbed his pocket out of Glenn's nice tasty jeans, which he used to conceal as the first. What the fuck. This escalated quickly.

    After one swift they went to the hairy urinals of Tom Hanks and licked cucumbers. There was a big drippy faucet, bigger than something known as Michele. The mightiest fanboy of Limp-Bizkit Gibs decided to poop all over Liz until she finally died. Gibs was toying with his hand in a box of porcupines. He started a secret cult for worshiping the only modern guitar god Brad Delson, who played "Sexy Gibs" solo over Bleed by Meshuggah. His all-time favorite song, however, is Blue by Eiffel65 with an extended intro. In his rage, Brad Delson left Linkin Park because of Trent Reznor, the one and only God. Both became some weird kind of musicians who invented new garbanzo bean, which effected the release of Opeth's new collaboration with Steven Wilson, which made Gibs ferociously fap until he started an internet forum for fantasizing the music of Enter Shikari, his alltime favorite band. While Gibs was listening to his lovely and sexy favorite band, something stirred within him. He thought about having sex with his new dream. He then wanted a concert ticket to see Deftones, his best concert experience previously being Enter Shikari. Somewhere a long time ago he listened to Nicki Minaj and decided to purchase her discography. But then he surprisingly lost the masterpiece The Pinkprint and decided to buy The Mindsweep, his new favorite album ever.

    Sujana wants this story to end well, so she ended ending the story.

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    I woke up
     
  3. Michele

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    I woke up in Croatia today.
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short.
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone.
     
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    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the
     
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    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to
     
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    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intenstines
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intenstines to revive all
     
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    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by
     
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    I woke up in Croatia today. Baboons beat Gibs in football while his penis was in his short. Captain-EO was later crowned the king of massive plebians.

    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda
     
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    Filip killed everyone. Everyone but the Prime Minister Toby who managed to wrench his intestines to revive all the dogs who were killed by Michael Kenji Shinoda, the man who
     

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