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  1. polleo

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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr,which happened because something, I forgot.
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell we do
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell we do like to eat
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty.
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And i really
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein.
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one day this world
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one day this world will be burned.
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one day this world will be burned. AAAAHHH, please no.
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one day this world will be burned. AAAAHHH, please no. WE WANT TO
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one day this world will be burned. AAAAHHH, please no. WE WANT TO feel that there
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one day this world will be burned. AAAAHHH, please no. WE WANT TO feel that there is love and
     
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    Bunch of cowboys and bunch of Aliens decided to abduct Mike Shinoda and try to mutilate his wife only to extract a password that could open the gates to hell-like LPAssociation.com. It forced Army Rangers to become power-rangers and shield the crater of Merapi which is somewhere in the middle of Kanye West. We all know Kanye's the best. In fact Kanye is the GOAT. He says beee-autiful things everyday. But then, his legendarity gets better. Bullshit, it doesn't. Just kidding, lol.

    So, this time mike bought a visceral staff to make everything heavy by hitting them in the head hard and then throwing them into a heightened frenzy. "Needs. Moar. GITAAAARZ!" Later that day, CHVRCHES became metal, and R.E.M. reunited. Paramore became werewolves and batman did a bunch of mandy lane stuff, saved the world with flying ducks. And later that big, slimy thing Gollum decided to take the train because this story sucks so much that Mad Dog punched Mike Shinoda in the face until he started to weep. Moreover, the war between Valenwood and Elsweyr, which happened because something, I forgot. What the fucking hell, we do like to eat muffins, stop spreading the seed of my big booty. And I really feel like I'm the only one who likes to dance to Rammstein. And maybe one day this world will be burned. AAAAHHH, please no. WE WANT TO feel that there is love and peace and Brad!
     
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