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  1. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of
     
  3. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog
     
  4. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then,
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two
     
  6. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso,rendering it useless
     
  8. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time
     
  10. Michele

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked
     
  11. mandylane

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could
     
  12. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo.
     
  14. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo. He wasn't allowed
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo. He wasn't allowed to do it
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo. He wasn't allowed to do it because of the
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo. He wasn't allowed to do it because of the coconut's protests. Then,
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo. He wasn't allowed to do it because of the coconut's protests. Then, Brad decided to
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo. He wasn't allowed to do it because of the coconut's protests. Then, Brad decided to break his neck
     
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    Sujana ends stories. False, Zane does. But in the beginning Michele gasses, he was a awkwardly misplaced... ellipsis, ready to fuck two hundred gazelles in the booty. When a spark of his sperm ended in the cup of Brother Patrick, it starts getting very creepy. And then a inverted monster vagina that smells like teen spirit caught fire while rubbing giant, hairy and spotted LPA user called the Dreadlocked Pube t reign of puberty.

    But he failed. He got the space dementia instead. Just one little person brutally murdered. However, it wasn't Dicklicking_Twat's fault that this happened. Henceforth, as we all believe, the modern democracy,which is North Korea to date, tried to blow up LPA. But unfortunately South LPA fired up and kicked asses.

    Kim Jong Un was not amused. He joined LPA to destroy it, under the username LazorCosmic5, named after a mysterious secret, the real truth was LPA's racism. Racism against racism. Legions of racists fighting in the war against the army of Sauron who was actually shot to death by the mysterious kid from the orphanage called Tom who was abused by Dumbledore for doing magic in the future for some kind of crime against humanity.

    And soon it got to a really strange situation dealing with muggles, LPA muggles to get rid of a burning dog. The dog then split in two right along its torso, rendering it useless.
    And since the beginning of time, Brad Delson asked if he could fuck a coconut with a dildo. He wasn't allowed to do it because of the coconut's protests. Then, Brad decided to break his neck by bending it
     

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