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  1. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people
     
  2. Christøffer

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.
     
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    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night,
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs,
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, while LazorCozmic5 was
     
  7. Michele

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, which last words
     
  8. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose(sorry I changed it, I couldn't make grammatical sense from which, really really sorry)last words were "Atleast I
     
  9. Michele

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "Atleast I listened to Meteora

    *takes a shot* :kappa:
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "Atleast I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece".
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "Atleast I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "Atleast I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car
     
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    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flames.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "Atleast I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss
     
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    BRADY, you failed again :lol:

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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs'
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers. And by hamburgers,
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers. And by hamburgers, i mean HAMBURGERS.
     
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    Meteors came crashing like a wrecking Miley Cyrus song to destroy the seven dwarfs and got sued for plagiarizing Hollywood Undead. I wanted revenge, so i jumped across a strait and drowned as Michael Jackson fan Chris decided to kill Sujana. But instead she fell in love with LazorComic5 and then snapped out and dated Filip and killed him. Gibs revived Filip and got fucked in Hollywood by Emma-Stone. She disemboweled him in a videogame called Real Life. A great videogame.

    Similarly someone called Gru, a supervillain, got murdered by absolutely no one. So there's that.

    Then, from afar, Jesse began to pleasure himself using a rotten eggplant and masturbated to endless Digimon re-runs. He continued with yelling "HAKUNA MATATA" whilst raping Pumbaa.

    Pumbaa killed him. And everyone else. But not Michele. Except, especially Michele. In Jesse's Dreams, which are reality. Somewhere in a pot of fecal matter a Michele kissed a Gibs.

    With Gibs now in a euphoric state, Timon wanted revenge. So, he started a fandom group for Brad Delson, which blew up after Sujana's Birthday became a rave filled with old-people burning in flamas.

    "HOTTEST PARTY EVER"

    In the night, Sujana killed Gibs, whose last words were "At least I listened to Meteora, LP's undisputed masterpiece". But then, someone crashed a car into LPA's office, making Sujana miss the last chance to lick Gibs' tasty, juicy hamburgers. And by hamburgers, i mean HAMBURGERS. And by HAMBURGERS,
     

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