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  1. adelleda

    adelleda Well-Known Member

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    LMAO!

    I'd probably ask him why bad things happened to good people... or boxers or briefs.
     
  2. Tomi

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    Boxers or Briefs? :chemist:
     
  3. Leslie

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    Oh Anya! :lol:
     
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    See. I knew others than myself want to know! :lol:

    All in favor or a God panty raid say "I!"

    ..He might wear panties... :chemist:
     
  5. Tomi

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    See. I knew others than myself want to know! :lol:

    All in favor or a God panty raid say "I!"

    ..He might wear panties... :chemist: [/b][/quote]
    Or thong?

    :lol:
     
  6. mia_lp

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    i would ask him why the hell people started this topic in the first place
     
  7. Ander

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    "Guess What?!"

    *God replies*
    "What (I already know :rolleyes:)?"

    "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

    :lol:
     
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    3° text message to god :


    What's up?
     
  9. Todd

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    Me" Knock Knock"
    god: "Who's there?"
    Me: "god"
    god: "god who?"
    Me" god dammit"

    :lol:
     
  10. Leones

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    mmm erm, if he exists i'd say 'you lucky b******'
     
  11. Chris

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    If you hate it so much, why do you come here every time? ;)



    Todd: :lol:
     
  12. forgotten girl

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    humm....what else...what else... *thinks* :hmm:


    is it true that the world will end on December 2012 ??
    *sigh* at that time i'll be 24! :wth:
     
  13. Leslie

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    Todd & Ander: :lol:!

    "God damnit."
     
  14. Todd

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    I would also ask him why that ####### chicken crossed the road, he HAS to know!
     
  15. Glenn

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    :lol: !!!
     
  16. adelleda

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    :lol: !
     
  17. Madi

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    um, it's not really cool. you're believing in something no one's ever seen, heard, touched, whatever and there's absolutley no proof of it's existance. It's like believing Elmo is a real red furry thing that is living and exists outside of a toy store [/b][/quote]
    There is proof of God's existance, like through Jesus who did come to earth and who was seen, heard and touched. We know this through the Bible which is a reliable source as proven by historians. Miracles in past and present like people getting healed and cured through others by God and the Spirit show that God exists. And I can't see the conection between Elmo existing and God. Stupid example.
     
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    There is proof of God's existance, like through Jesus who did come to earth and who was seen, heard and touched. We know this through the Bible which is a reliable source as proven by historians. Miracles in past and present like people getting healed and cured through others by God and the Spirit show that God exists. And I can't see the conection between Elmo existing and God. Stupid example. [/b][/quote]
    There's no point in arguing about it... No one can win.







    I'd also ask him "What up, dawg?!" :mellow:
     
  19. Chris

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    There is proof of God's existance, like through Jesus who did come to earth and who was seen, heard and touched. We know this through the Bible which is a reliable source as proven by historians. Miracles in past and present like people getting healed and cured through others by God and the Spirit show that God exists. And I can't see the conection between Elmo existing and God. Stupid example. [/b][/quote]
    Maybe Jesus existed, but God didnt. No one has seen him.




    "What kinda shoes do you have?"
     
  20. rosanna

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    Maybe Jesus existed, but God didnt. No one has seen him.




    "What kinda shoes do you have?" [/b][/quote]
    hahaha LOVE it!

    you know it's kinda amusing what people think. i am atheist and people say that michael looks like jesus. well he does, but idk cuz i have never seen him.
     

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