Text message God

I'd ask him how I managed to get his number... :wth:

Or...


"Why?"

 

hmm.. or maybe i would ask him if his God is Berlusconi...

 

I would ask him if he would give me evil powers :whistle:

 

yes, I would definitley text message a pizza order to god and he can have someone deliver it.

or I could just go across the street to dominos since I can pick it up myself and dont have to wait for delivery [/b][/quote]
"If I don't get it in 20 minutes or less.. YOU DO NOT EXIST!"

 

"If I don't get it in 20 minutes or less.. YOU DO NOT EXIST!"

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!!

 

^^ !

My text: Can I get Felix's cell phone number? I need to text him something important.

 

"If this is a perfect world, then why do we have hangovers?"

 

I would ask him, why was it destined for Bush to gain presidency in the states.

 

I can answer that. To destroy the US.

 

I can answer that. To destroy the US. [/b][/quote]
Okay then i would ask him why he wanted Bush to destroy the US.

 

I'd ask him..



"Do you realize that the word 'Dog' Is actually God spelled backwards?"



How.. mysterious. :chemist:

 

I'd ask when the world is gonna end.

 

i'd probably ask if we could all speak one language (like it was in the very beginning) what language would it be????

 

ENGLISH! Because if you don't know English you're screwed!

 

lol
no, like, i meant in the beginning, before they split up into all different languages, they spoke one language.
engliah a possibility, but it would be arabic or something, cos that's what it was in the very beginning, i think..

 

The original language was probably grunts. The sounds of grunting and smacking the other guy if they did something wrong.

Oh how I love evolution B).

Now we can yell words AND smack the other guy for doing something wrong .

 

lol
no, like, i meant in the beginning, before they split up into all different languages, they spoke one language.
engliah a possibility, but it would be arabic or something, cos that's what it was in the very beginning, i think.. [/b][/quote]
I thought it was Latin for occidental civilisations... :wth:

Anyway, I'd probably ask why English Canadians seem to hate French Canadians and why the other way around is also true... it's an unsolved mystery of our history.