I'd send him my bank account number and tell him to help me out. Well if he actually existed that is. I believe in the scientific facts more than bible stories. Facts usually hold up better than stories.
in that case you'd need to ask him if he knows your bank account number and would his signiture to the bank be valid. ... please transfer $10000 to this account from my account ....signed god......where is his bank account actually, how does he earn his dosh? does god do LSD and this world is his bad trip? does he need a shrink if he allowed us to do all the #### that we the human race had? who is his shrink? does he believe in himself...gosh, these questions dont stop, so i stop.....
Dear God! How's it going? You know who is this. Your favorite bad girl. *wink* Name's Carrie. I have a few questions for you. 1. How old are you? 2. Who created you? 3. Who's your best friend? 4. Do you live in Heaven? 5. Is Satan your biggest enemy? 6. Would you make me a goddess if I asked really nicely? 7. Could you please tell Bryan that I miss him and I want him back? 8. Are you a virgin? 9. Are you even human? 10. Are you getting sick of my questions? Well God, that's all I wanted to say. Have fun. I love you. Sincerely yours, Carrie That's my letter to God. *hides*
Even though i do not believe in God atal i would ask him 'Why are things fine one minute and then bad the next? Why don't you do anything about it?' Or something like that. This question may change because i am in a bad mood
OohohoOHOhohohOHoh................................ I'd rather call God... ...and be like... "Can you hear me now?"
OohohoOHOhohohOHoh................................ I'd rather call God... ...and be like... "Can you hear me now?" [/b][/quote] ...GOOD. lmfao lmfao!!!
! I'm guessing his is the same model as the popemobile. http://img31.exs.cx/img31/48/popemobile.jpg[/b][/quote] LMAO! He's pimpin it in that ride. B)