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    Kæton

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    if he has any sense then he isn't on sprint, their service sucks [/b][/quote]
    Touché. After I steal his phone, I'll be sure to switch it over to Sprint. And make sure he gets crappy service. So he'll be worried about all that crap they show on commercials :lol:.

    Either that or I will... I want to ask him if he farts. Or eats. Or sleeps. I WANT TO BE THE NEXT BRUCE ALL MIGHTY!
     
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    he has no beginning nor end. it's kinda cool when you think about it.
     
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    I'm sure his phone plan does, though B).
     
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    um, it's not really cool. you're believing in something no one's ever seen, heard, touched, whatever and there's absolutley no proof of it's existance. It's like believing Elmo is a real red furry thing that is living and exists outside of a toy store
     
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    So, according to your logic Todd, the wind probably doesn't exist either.
     
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    no because you can feel the wind blowing stuff around. you haven't seen god or anything as a result of god.
     
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    Oh, man... I can see it now...

    "Tickle Me God."

    That'd sell like hotcakes... And then there'd be special edition ones that come with cell phones! :eek:

    I am a marketting genius! Nobody steal my idea... I shall make millions :chemist:.
     
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    um, it's not really cool. you're believing in something no one's ever seen, heard, touched, whatever and there's absolutley no proof of it's existance. It's like believing Elmo is a real red furry thing that is living and exists outside of a toy store [/b][/quote]
    look, as i said in my other msg, i won't push my beliefs on to yours. so get off my back. i am satisfied with what i believe in and i have proof and i have a great life. as long as you are content with what knowledge you have and your beliefs, then be happy. and you were the one who said that you don't belive in him, so why are you in this thread. yoy know you are gonna have disagreements from the word go. anyway, this thread is starting to suck cos it is getting really silly... lol
     
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    does god's excitement increase depending on where you tickle it :lol:
     
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    *copyrights it before you*


    OWNED.
     
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    Text message to God:

    ASL?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Answer:

    NEITHER

    all languages, no definition of age. but he is a dude though
     
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    if god is anything like the priests, the response will be "16/f/cali i have nude pics if u want to cyber press 6969!!!111ones" to lure the boys in :D
     
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    Well I don't believe in God, but it always makes me laugh when I can think of things like this... God. With a cell phone. It just makes me wanna' lean back gangsta'-like, yo.

    And damnit, Nate, how dare you! :( :lol:
     
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    no because you can feel the wind blowing stuff around. you haven't seen god or anything as a result of god. [/b][/quote]
    True, I haven't seen God himself [no one has], but I've seen the effects that he's had on people.
     
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    Answer:

    NEITHER

    all languages, no definition of age. but he is a dude though [/b][/quote]
    Stop it. Its beginning to get annoying that youre the one killing the fun of this thread.
     
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    no because you can feel the wind blowing stuff around. you haven't seen god or anything as a result of god. [/b][/quote]
    the result of God's acts are creation. ie, everything you see around you. even wind.
     
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    Answer:

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    all languages, no definition of age. but he is a dude though[/b][/quote]
    L = location.

    I'd think God is more like a being, than a "he" or "she".

    Omniscient, omnipresent, omnipenis.
     
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    When I steal God's phone, YOU ALL WILL NEVER GET A TEXT MESSAGE BACK FROM IT. Fun killers :'(.

    Oh well. :lol:

    Still makes me laugh.
     

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