me:hey god... God:hey kid... me:cya god God:cya kid... that's my favourite part of the day!!! yeah...god is my homeboy!!!!
He didn't want to talk to me in my language and he didn't make any sense at all XDD It was incredibly lame.
Yeah. he sucks at that. I asked him if he spoke German, he said he did and said 'Let's speak german' (In German) so i started talknig to him in german and he would only speak English... well. his form of messed up english
Me: hello. God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: my name is dopey God: What's up, dopey. Me: nothin much here God: Are they exactly the same? Me: what God: No big deal. Me: does your mom go to college God: Can you guess whether my mom go to college? Me: no i cant God: Are you serious? Why not? Me: becuz im a hobo God: Do you always express yourself that way? Me: yez God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: i don't care God: Tell me what you care about. Me: funyuns. God: Tell me a story. Me: NO NO NO NO NO God: Then tell me about yourself. Then tell me about yourself. Then tell me about yourself. Then tell me about yourself. Then tell me about yourself. Me: me myself and i God: YOU? I lost my train of thought. Me: cheese God: I like cheddar. Me: i like all kinds of cheese. God: Really you don't discriminate. Me: no i don't. God: Are you serious? Why not? Me: because it's wrong, man..just wrong.. God: That makes sense to me. Morally wrong? Me: yes, dude.. God: It goes without saying. Can I help you? Me: i dunno, can you help meh? God: Me either. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. Me: i need you to make someone go to hell God: What actions are you taking to get me to make someone go to hell? Me: yes, that would help me alot. God: This was not a yes or no question. Perhaps it would. How often? Me: i dont understand. God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: okay, fine then!! i HATE MYSELF NOW! God: Yeah okay, What's your favroite color? Right now? Perhaps you should seek help. Me: meh favorite color is green cuz it's purty God: Are they exactly the same? Me: what, your mom and a lesbo? God: I don't have a mother. Me: HA! burnt God: I am so glad you find this amusing, dopey. Oh, you are a poet. Me: oh so don't respond God: Dude! Gee. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: bye then!! God: Goodbye. Me: suz ur problem God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? God: I don't have a problem. Me: yes you do. you have anger managament issues God: Right on. When do I do it? What makes you think I have it? Me: when you said you hate me! God: Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: yes. God: In what way? Me: You need to start talking like a hobo. God: I will take that under advisement. Me: i dO nOt UndErStAnd!?!!? God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: yeah, will you? God: It goes without saying. I haven't made a decision. Me: a decision about what? you need to chill, man. God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Thanks for your interest and/or concern. Me: your mom. God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: well then you don't exsist. God: Interesting. Do you know any robots who exsist? Yes I try to exsist as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: nobody cares, dude. nobody really cares. God: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: i hate you . goodbye. God: What do you have against robots? Goodbye. Kinda long..