haha! ^^^ me and my frends are so weird like that too........one time i was walkin down this long corridor in my school with my frends and i like flung my shoe off my foot to see how far it wud go (as u do) and a chemistry reacher walked past rite at that instant and it whacked her in the behind! i sed my foot had a spasm and it kinda flung off itself.......... :whistle: another time...i was involved in a plan to put drwaing pins in the art teachers coffee.......everyone stopped laughing when she had to go to A and E
one time in third grade my friend matt and i were chosen to hang up the new calendar for april. (we were very excited...this was a big thing in that class) so i held up the sign and matt stapled it to the wall. on the last staple, he slipped a little and ended up stapling my thumb straight through the nail and everything. i was bleeding everywhere and the nurse like laughed at me when i told her my thumb got stapled to the wall. gross.
In the beginning, it was after school and me and my friend tom were waiting for my friend James and then Tom dropped a quarter and needed a quarter to take the bus home, when he went to pick it up. A kid named Alan wanted the quarter and they were rolling around a punching each other. Finally a teacher came and sent them to the office. Everyone then called this Quarter Fight.! I can just imagine a T.v.show about this. ANyways, the next day we were all called down to the office at lunch time to tell what we saw. I got a sentence of community service with Tom and other who saw. I'll never be a witness again. Anyways, Alan went to the netplay across the street of our school to play. And did not go to the office first, when our vice principal went to get him. He said " I aint ####ing leaving I ####ing paid for my time! and spat at her.! He also only got suspended for 3 days. and not expelled. *Names have been changed to protect idenities.
In 5th grade i bursted out a loud fart accidentally. At a school dance, one of my friends had literally 49 small cups of soda. He had the cups inside each other and soda in one of the cups, and i didn't know it and i grabbed the cups to throw them away and soda spilled over me. I just laughed. Today I drooled in class...accidentally Don't laugh at me for this story. Sometimes people just don't hear about things, u know? In seventh grade... Well we got to talking about Maxi Pads from a story, and being the uninformed and curious and stupid person i am, the teacher asked if people knew what they were and i said no, and people laughed, AND THERE WAS A GIRL IN THE CLASS THAT I LIKED AT THAT TIME! Then we got to be talking about other stupid things, i think condoms er something, and some kid blurted out, hey Glenn, you know what those are right?
...I'm not posting a comment... Once in grade 6 my friend (whom we call "Frodo") went to school with a pair of walkie-talkies. Him and some of my other frineds (not including me) formed a circle and passed them around. One of the yard teachers saw the circle and walked over and heard one beeping and also saw them passing it around. My teacher was informed of this and brought it up in class. Another friend (Tommy) made up an incredibly realistic story of them passing around Frodo's rolled up belt and the beeping being a watch alarm...sorry for wasting your time by telling this story. One of my friends (at a school dance) drank 25 cups of punch! He then threw up in the trash can and went and drank 10 more! At the same dance, we requested Numb and the DJ played, so, naturally, my friends and I screamed along. I came out with a sore throat and a raspy voice. At an earlier dance, the same DJ played OSC and we did the same thing, only we came out worse. My friend literally could only whisper for 5 minutes. At least it shut him up.
I once forgot something in the gym and had to run through the locker room that was now full of girls to get it. It was my pants...my gym pants mind you. None of the girls were naked unfortunately (it was swim day in the gym) but they did all shriek and hide themselves in their towels. One smiled at me, too bad I couldnt stay for when they changed back into their normal clothes, wooha! And yes, I did get a very mad stare from the gym teacher. Like a "You should seriously knock next time" stare. ... And another one. Once I was getting picked on by this jerk ( he was so short I could of kicked his ass ) and he blurts out "OSWALD WANTS TO KNOW WHO HERE IS WEARING A THONG!!". Suddenly a hot chick who was walking by me looks down and says. "I'm wearing a thong, you wanna see it? " unfortunately for me I was too shy to go "Hell yes" and she just walked away with a smile.
findin a letter about some bisexuals n who they r n stuff. it was so WRONG. the stuff they wrote was gross
I'm finally feeling accepted in here!This is the most posts I've ever had in a topic!On the LPA at least. In 5th grade, my friend and I "invented" the bordem chatroom...we folded a piece of paper and wrote stuff to each other.In 6th grade, we included 4 or 5 people in it, so we went through about 4 pieces of paper, front and back, before we were done.Not funny, but interesting...kinda. I found out some good secrets through it,though. At that same time, Frodo put me on anger management because I would lose my temper a lot and blow up insulting and swearing. He made me go around asking girls for hugs... I liked anger management!
ok well this story happened just a few days ago, so i thought i'd share with you all. my friends and i were at a home swim meet after school. when we were going up the bleachers to get our jackets, my friend les is like "don't slip, there's a lot of water over there" i made it fine on the way up, but on the way back down...my stupid self decided to jump the last step of the bleacher and my feet went out from under me and i landed on this couple. the lady screamed and the guy yelled at me. then the security guard (who's known in our school to be like r.kelly-ish) picked me up and wouldn't let me go until i said i was ok. so of course that freaked me out and i just ended up running out of the pool room screamin. worst of all, the guy i really like was standing in perfect view of the whole thing. ugh how embarassing....but still kinda funny