Everyone calls me chester when I wear my friend's glasses (Eddie Bauer©).I look like Chester when I wear them.
It was the day of a track meet, and the entire girls' team dressed up. So I was wearing these high heels that make an unbelievably loud clicking noise when I walk, and in chemistry we were taking a test. I finished quickly and got up (I sat way in the back) and walked to the front to turn in my sheet. Everyone's head went up as my shoes went click, click, click. I finally got back to my desk and realized that I had forgotten to turn in the standard-issue periodic table that we always used in conjunction with the tests, so I had to get back up and do it all over again. This time, the entire class cracked up.
You guys have heaps of funny things at school . I probably have a couple but I don't remember them. I only remember going to school everyday, going crazy, making everyone laugh a lot and then going home. Fun.
you remember when we tied eveyones bags up together and made one strap long and the other really short? that was awesome!
you remember when we tied eveyones bags up together and made one strap long and the other really short? that was awesome! [/b][/quote] HAHAH! Yeah! That was awesome... everyone got pissed off at us for it but it waw awesome.
Last year this guy named Grant was reffing the senior girls basketball team. He was lifting the ball up to do the tipoff at the beginning the game when this guy came from the stands and fully pantsed him. The laughter was deafening. So there's Grant, in front of the full senior girls basketball team fully naked from the waist down. Oh man, the hilarity. I wasn't there, I just heard about it. Grant also walked into a parked car and broke his leg.
Last week was our schools talent show, and me and a few of my friends decided to play Faint. One of my friends just bought a cd turntable, so he bought an extra Meteora and played the string intro on that. Sounded cool. I was so nervous backstage that I was jumping around with my microphone in my hand, almost dropped it and broke it. When we started playing though, I got some much adrenaline from hearing the guitar in the beginning that I ran out when my friend starting doing Mikes part and when the chorus came up, I went crazy when I was singing. I pretty much did every move Chester does onstage, but when it came time for me to scream, I damn near tore my throat out from it. I had to scream so loud because the guitars and drums were so freakin loud, but I heard pretty much everyone screaming with me. During the last chorus, I finished off a water bottle so I threw that out into the audience and I got water all over some kid, it was cool. After the song was done, people were cheering so loud. Its an amazing feeling.
this one time during rugby practise after school we were playing flag rugby and my friend instead of going for my flag she missed and got my shorts and she ripped them and i was wearing a thong and everyone saw my ass and even my coach laughed at me and said... " Now we all know what May's future is going to be like!"
in grade 1 i got made 2 eat my lunch but i didnt i just walked away n threw it in the bin then she took me into a room n yelled at me n made me eat lunch with her for a few weeks. grade 6 our teacher ran out of class crying cuz she couldnt handle our class
in 3rd grade i was in line to ask the teacher to use the bathroom badly, but nobody would let me cut. Before I got to the front, it was all over in a little pile. Once I got to her, i asked to go to the bathroom. I was in there for like 15 minutes wiping my pants or shorts (i can't remember). I come back and the pile is still there, nobody has noticed. Finally somebody steps in it i think, and I remember this goody 2shoes dork Connor Daly saying "It looks like apple juice". Then I remember my teacher pushing a towel on the floor and watching it soak up. She pulled me out of class and asked me if I did, but I completly denied it, although I'm sure my pants/shorts being wet was a dead giveaway. ANOTHER STORY, BUT NOT ME: My cousin told me about this kid that got caught choking the chicken in class! By the teacher! With everyone watching! !!!
Once at lunch my friend had M&Ms and gummy bears,so I took some yellow M&Ms and some Twizzlers and made a replica of Faint. B) On a weekly basis my friends and I visit the LPA at school during class. In grade 6 we got to make gingerbread (actually graham crackers) houses and listen to the boom box at the same time. At the time I was class DJ B) , so I played LP every 5 minutes. A few girls on the other side of the room became annoyed by this and began requesting all sorts of annoying songs. Soon it became an argument between both sides of the classroom and we ended up listening to Country music from our teacher.
2 months ago my skirt flew away in front of lots of boys in :embarassed: .... I hate wearing that silly uniform thing... argh :argh:
i said nasty things about a girl from my class in the guestbook from my school. Some looser find out 'bout it ...... and yeah ....all teachers hated me for the rest of the year (really) and the next year i changed from school... but when you go to a new school they need comments from my other school and it was like "she disturbs the lessons and she's not social...." and other stuff like that. i still disturb the lessons but neva been kicked out of school
Ok my mate started a fight in class and the teacher left the room and when she walked back in she broke it up. My mate got so angry that he smacked the teacher and broke her nose...... :wth: I've not seen him since and we all wunder why :whistle: :wth: My other mate and me are wierd One morning i spilt hot chocolte on the cafeteria table my mate paided me £2 to lick it up and I did but at teacher walked past as I did and told to behave A week later my mate forgets his dinner money and eats a large piece of chewing gum he found on the floor The same teacher walked past as he did it :whistle: