RIDDLES

He has springs for legs?

 

the visitor is his DOG??

Sorry I double posted! :wth:

 

No.

 

the visitor is his DOG??

Sorry I double posted! :wth: [/b][/quote]
nope its a human

 

hey matt...was there a balcony under the window? lol jsut a guess


whoops...double post...heh

 

It was himself. :wth:

 

haha no..but good try..write it out and think about it...its easier once you see it on paper

 

A man is in a hurry to get to work. On his way to work, he gets in an accident with delishop owner. The man gives the deliman his information (Address, number, etc...), and tells him that he will pay for it. After that, he bumps into his coworker which makes her drop her stuff. The women dosen't mind at all. During work, the man runs into the boss' son and tell him to "Fuck Off" The child runs and tells his daddy. On his way from work, the man returns home to find that the police is there...investagating the murder of his wife that happened hours ago. Who killed his wife?

 

haha no..but good try..write it out and think about it...its easier once you see it on paper [/b][/quote]
I've heard this before but I can't remember the answer. Is it his father?

 

Boo - The cellmate has an alter ego. It was himself.

 

ok..tahts jsut a bunch of words...were the actual riddle

 

ok..tahts jsut a bunch of words...were the actual riddle [/b][/quote]
Read the story.

Who killed his wife?

 

nope its a human [/b][/quote]
it's his SON

 

Yes it was his son

 

Read the story.

Who killed his wife? [/b][/quote]
It was the delishop owner.

 

HAHAHAHAHA I got ONE!!

 

It was the delishop owner. [/b][/quote]
Nope.

 

The ax murderer who lives on the corner

 

Nope. [/b][/quote]
Give us the answer in the "highlight" format.

 

Jason Vorhees? Nope.