Rap RE:volution [Part I]

I'm quick as lightning
It's extremly frightening
We're gonna tear down your house
Massacre it like a cat on a mouse
You don't wanna be around
When me and my boys come round
You want to loose yourself
In the moment, before we move in ourself
We're coming to butcher all the contestants
For a new MTV show called Wanna-be Emcee
Theres one place where I dont want to be
So as you can see
Your no match for me

 

i aint got time to waste on you Omar, you rap about turds and underwear

 

I can see it now
Omar dropping out because of his turds
Defman coming second in this game of words
Broken Fist becoming
The greatest emcee
Hotter than Roger Rabbit
At every chance I can I grab it
The mic is my master
My beats are getting faster
Im the microphone master
Covered in head to toe
Of hard solid plaster
What another disaster

 

Wow, I didn't know Eminem had an account here on LPA.

And I think you mean "lose" not "loose."
<_<

 

Wow, I didn't know Eminem had an account here on LPA.

And I think you mean "lose" not "loose."
<_< [/b][/quote]
didnt realize that

 

didnt realize that [/b][/quote]
You didn't?

 

You didn't? [/b][/quote]
no im way to slow

 

Personally, I think Jawknee just kicked everyone's ass. Especially Elie.

 

Personally, I think Jawknee just kicked everyone's ass. Especially Elie. [/b][/quote]
I was cracking up when I read that. Elie, hope you're okay.

 

You racist pig with no sign of a wife
How can you make judgements about Omar and rice?
You need a shower, your ryhming has lice
It's infesting your lines, here's a diss: you're paying the price.

Don't ever ryhme her again unless you're accustomed to blood on your chin
On your skin? There you go again, with unnessecary ryhmes that serve no purpose within
Graphite? Cellulite? To you, there's no difference.
A dictionary of options, but you are Mr. Persistence.

And Jesus Christ? Will you ever shut your hole?
You must be burning inside, for lack of a soul.
I'll slap your momma, leave her begging me.
Elie? What type of beauty tree did the gods of the Emcee's drop of thee? [/b][/quote]
man u killed me Elie , ok take some advice, learn how to spell RHYME so ur RHYMES can be better than that pathetic ish

 

Hahaha. Jawknee, good. Good.

Did Jawknee just try to stop me?
Left me laughing, even more cocky.
While he was sipping coffee and talking
I shoved his head in a stalking, counted to three and told him I'd pop his head like a Cold Filtered Rocky.

Jawknee, you must be a thirty-five year-old fat man, sitting on the pine.
As for Jenny Craig, the only thing you lost was 29.99.
Calling me fat? Look at yourself!
You call your weight normal? It's not for an elf.

You got all excited when you thought I had left
Look at Jawknee, her little elf pants are wet.
Got's more pee on his vest then he could ever could bet.
Look's like your native culture's Tibet, couldn't even ryhme cause your bra was wet.

Don't ask me how I know, I saw it on a show.
Before I turned the channel, what do you know?
It was Jawknee, what a filthy "Yo Yo Yo!"

Am I theif? What is it I was looting?
Wasn't it your momma who took a knife to a drive-by shooting?
You eat breakfast? Or do you just eat Trix?
Yo momma saw me at the Gap, said she wanted her teeth fixed.

Yo momma so stupid, she lost a bet to a Super-Bowl re-run.
She thought the Greenbay's quarterback, was an Albertson's refund.
I love your momma, she's so sweet and keen!
I'm not obscene, I just love her clean!
Took her to Burger King, stupid woman that she was a queen!

You think your ryhmes are sick?
If I ryhmed with your lines, rapping would be a habit i'd have to kick.
Trust me, this little ordeal will end soon.
I'd physically beat the crap out of you, but I'd rather it not fill up the room!

 

Elie, you should stop before you make yourself look like more of an ass -- note, not a flame.

Jawknee won and now all you're doing is being even cockier than before.

Plus you have absolutely no flow and you keep calling Jawknee a chick.

 

lol Will.

 

Honestly, could you please stop screwing up this little ryhming we have going on? I mean, we all know we're kidding, and it's just stupid when people ignore the rules that I stated in the begining of not commenting, and all it's doing is throwing this thread off topic. I understand that you, and others may not like me. Although, I did nothing to you, I'm not gonna make you like me, so, whatever. But screw it. Every time I ryhme, all you want to do is comment on how bad my rhymes are, when you ignore everyone else.

Earth to Will, I said i'm cocky in my ryhmes! I know what I said, you don't have to repeat it to everyone, they can read also. Gosh. BTW, what's so bad about being cocky anyways, it's just rhyming. Have you ever seen a rapper who constantly said he sucked? Geese. The only time I dissed anyone, was within a ryhme, because it was part of the game/fun. Rapping and emceeing and freestyling are outlet's that let you change your personality from who you normally are. I'm not normally cocky, i'm normally shy and liek to make jokes to get people to talk to me. You honestly need to grow up. *Expects to be banned*. But whatever, if you can't accept me for a human being, but as some person to flame, than so be it.

 

Honestly, could you please stop screwing up this little ryhming we have going on? I mean, we all know we're kidding, and it's just stupid when people ignore the rules that I stated in the begining of not commenting, and all it's doing is throwing this thread off topic. I understand that you, and others may not like me. Although, I did nothing to you, I'm not gonna make you like me, so, whatever. But screw it. Every time I ryhme, all you want to do is comment on how bad my rhymes are, when you ignore everyone else.

Earth to Will, I said i'm cocky in my ryhmes! I know what I said, you don't have to repeat it to everyone, they can read also. Gosh. BTW, what's so bad about being cocky anyways, it's just rhyming. Have you ever seen a rapper who constantly said he sucked? Geese. The only time I dissed anyone, was within a ryhme, because it was part of the game/fun. Rapping and emceeing and freestyling are outlet's that let you change your personality from who you normally are. I'm not normally cocky, i'm normally shy and liek to make jokes to get people to talk to me. You honestly need to grow up. *Expects to be banned*. But whatever, if you can't accept me for a human being, but as some person to flame, than so be it. [/b][/quote]
I've never seen or heard a rapper say he was the best thing since sliced bread, either.

Edit: Whoa, you added stuff as I replied.

Why would I ban you because we're having opinions about each other? And why should I be the one to grow up when everyone tells me I'm one of the most mature people they've talked to?

 

I've never seen or heard a rapper say he was the best thing since sliced bread, either. [/b][/quote]
So what are you saying? The point of my post was to say this little "thread" was a place for people to take on a role they normally wouldn't. If saying that I was better than sliced bread fit in with the ryhmes, than so be it. But you didn't see me post in the opening post saying "Hope y'all fools lose!". I understand that there are others better than me. Jawknee's a great rapper, so is Omar, and so is Derek, and so are some others. But, I don't think Will should be the one to call the "winner", but whatever. I told everyone that everyone would decide the winner after we post more than 10 pages. With you constantly bagging me every post, than 20% of those 10 pages are filled with your comments. :whistle:

 

here's the best verse ive ever writtin: