Rap RE:volution [Part I]

Stick, write a decent comeback when you grow out of those childish pampers.
Stop looking for your written lyrics in the pockets of your clothes in the dirty hamper.
Now I got this kid talking about Christina, probably the love of his life.
I'd rather have you obsessing over a pop-star than sounding like one on the mic.
You try to jump in this because it makes you feel glad.
By the way, say happy father's day to both of your dads.

 

Christina, oh boy, she's a fighter
Did you see her latest video? Looks like she tried to match wits with a lighter!

As for you, Stick N' Move, you've shown no importance to this lyrical groove
It's time for you to hit the road, with that hit I hope you starve
Maybe some lines will strike your mind
But until then, don't come back until you've established a real ryhme.

 

elie, i bet u cant freestyle
youve had these raps for days
even tho you've planned them
they suck in many ways
you can come up with as many jokes about my name if u want
cant u see my raps are a visual to help you
face it your washed up, another drunken foo
my raps are better and theres nothing u can do

 

You just can't establish how fast I think
Take a drink
I got to go to church and pray
I'll come back another day

 

Why you dissin' on everyone you meet?
Are you tryin' to keep up the heat?
Your not gonna be ok,
Your ass is gettin' beaten in every way,
No way you comin' back in this game,
Hide your shame and change your name,
You ain't never coming back,
From the lyrical rhyme patterns that you lack

 

Elie, my shoes don't have laces, they're velcro.
You think this rap is over, oh hell no.
Cocky little boy gets mad-happy thinking he's on a roll.
Please, your rhymes get as old as cottage cheese growing molds.
Your sh!t is ancient, wake up and see it's the year 2G.
Under Elie, the title oughta be "Emcee-to-be."
The award for the kid who tries the hardest,
Goes to Elie for spending so much time saying how good he is and pretending to be the smartest.
Let me throw you a lifesaver cuz your're sinking deep,
Unplug your nose cuz by now you should smell defeat.

Egotistical brat won't quit until I walk away,
Well young'n I got all f!@#in' day.
I'm pulling the plug on your lyrical outlet,
You think you'll be great but you won't amount to sh!t.
Let me put some anti-amateur spary on myself so you can back the hell off,
The last thing I need is your nasty breath in my face lecturing me like a mom.
Good job in "Malibu's Most Wanted" I just want to add,
You think you own this thread but you've just been had.
Search your notes to see what else you got to say,
Cuz I'm rolling this off the top, that's more than you can say, okay.
So want me to flip it in Spanish? Hope you can follow, it ain't too hard:
Por favor, deja de hablar.

 

Huh, It's the year 2K
Have you been locked in your room all day?
I can't believe you have more to say
I could carry on all day
You been ripped apart
From the very start
Elie you don't scare me
I'm a song writer, damn, you'll see
No one can quit ahead of time
Stick N' Move get back in line
Have you given up already?
My eyes are nowhere near heavy
No one else has left so quick
Even though my rhymes are slick
No one gives up after round 2
Hurry up, Show me what you can do............

 

that guys got some freestyle problems
i have the skills to go and sort them
all you need is a flow and a beat
this is your lesson
get back in your seat
you hang on every word we say
we are the boys and we do it day after day
i know u wanna stay in this championship
but u cant do the nitty gritty
or even beat the tip
your rap styles are compaired to a monkey
ur rap patterns coudnt make a 2 year old get funky
this game is mine its the prize i seek
i could try and win in less than a week

 

A week? It'd take you that long?
You should drop out and go and write a song
About how I ripped your sh!t apart,
Oh, I'm sorry we can start?

 

this is dedicated to the kids who cant rhyme
reading your raps are a waste of my time
im starting to get in with the flow
you may as well sign-out and go
im enquiring in getting you banned ya see
all these crappy raps have offended me
can u feel the cold tonight
it seems ive passed away
but even when im gone
my raps will live long
they'll be here for a while
cuz noone will ever beat my style

 

You're pathetic Elie. I didn't notice this comment earlier. I'm done. I'm not going to go up against a brat.

"Edit: BTW, when this hits exactly 10 pages, we'll call it quits, and create a poll to see who was the best RAPPER/EMCEE. Then we'll create a Part II" - Elie

Why does there have to be "the best emcee" on these boards? You know you just started this topic to make yourself feel good. Well you know what? You win. Feel better? Good. Go have a cookie.

 

You're pathetic Elie. I didn't notice this comment earlier. I'm done. I'm not going to go up against a brat.

"Edit: BTW, when this hits exactly 10 pages, we'll call it quits, and create a poll to see who was the best RAPPER/EMCEE. Then we'll create a Part II" - Elie

Why does there have to be "the best emcee" on these boards? You know you just started this topic to make yourself feel good. Well you know what? You win. Feel better? Good. Go have a cookie. [/b][/quote]
amen

 

What styles that?
I couldn't tell that from crap
I thought that this would be a test
All you do is stand there whilst my rhymes infest
Into your mind
I can just sit and unwind
Why is no one else entering this 'competition'?
You don't need to hand in a subscription
Stick N' Move you should be Stick N' Lose
There is only one persons to choose
Me or me
Not you or Elie



Edit: I didn't notice that post above but yeh I agree

 

And Elie, why do you insist on capitlizing EMCEE...now you're doing it with RAPPER?! Why don't you start capitlizing EGOTISTICAL? Pfft.

 

Yo, everyone just chill, here comes Will
Stop where you are and take your pills
Elie, you're a cocky little kid
Do you really think that'll make you win?
Cockyness ain't the way to be
It makes you less appealing to me
Your rhymes are childish with no flow
Just stop where you are and go home
You're gonna' hurt yourself in this battle
Jawknee and I'll beat you with a paddle
Our rhymes ain't childish and arrogant
But your's are, where you at?
Just stop being cocky and play nice
And maybe you'll be here at the end of the night

 

will oh will
when will you shut up
when will you take a hint you lil pup
you have nothing compaired to me
are u that blind to see?

dedicated u better keep quiet
or i`ll make an i'll rhyme just to start a riot
your rhymes make me sick its disgusting to read
someone get him a dictionary, its something you need

 

Finally someone new,
Someone else with nothing to do,
A person who will give a great rhyme,
Not like Elie who has to mime,
And copy other peoples sh!t,
Come on you gotta admit,
No one likes the rhymes you make,
For God's sake,
Does anyone here care anymore,
Tell me now, What's the score?

 

jesus dedicated was that just a pass?
i think u should remove ur head from his ass
your rhymes make my head turn to an angle
backwards
your musical talents should stick to a triangle
you ever wonder why u got sent out of music class?
all of the pupils were bleeding from there ears
i think they all went death, and died after years

 

So someone else with a challenge for me,
I dunno if I got time, you see,
I don't give a f*ck if you like me or not,
Can I take you out in one shot?
Yeh, probably,
Do you worship monogamy? (Spelling. Looks like i do need a dictionary )
I don't think you should try and take me on,
For years and years I have gone,
Ahead of the class,
You really need a lass,
Get a friend,
Then go and mend,
Your life that's crap,
Stick N' Move you need a slap,
Go and get a new place to stay,
Don't care where you go just get away from me,
You have the worst f*ckin' rhymes I've ever f*ckin' seen,
And that's been edited and made clean

 

i see u listen to vanilla ice
i listen to real rap
and im about to give you a slice
i`ll blow u off the atlas
with my rhymes that i spin so fast
leave u there to burn
i`ll go have a nap while its your turn
i dont wanna get bored to sleep
i`d have more pleasure counting damm sheep