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Will · Dec 13, 2006

Emotional hobocore... haha.

Canadian Joe · Dec 13, 2006

Kate said: ↑

You always leave just as I get here.
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You make it sound like I do it on purpose

Friskey™ · Dec 13, 2006

Hi...who's the little fella?
Oh, this is Stewie. Stewie, say hi to Mr. Swanson.
YOU WILL BOW TO ME!

Kate · Dec 13, 2006

SmashPilot said: ↑

You make it sound like I do it on purpose
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Wouldn't blame you if you did.

Side note: if I hear one more coo of "I love you" in baby talk when my player is switching tracks, I am going to go insane. I have my headphones on and I am determinedly facing the other way, but even that isn't enough.

And to cap it, she's moving out in a few days' time, leaving me stuck without a roommate, and with almost no time to find one. I don't know which to be more pissed about, the cutesy crap, the fact that her boyfriend will be SPENDING THE NIGHT BEFORE MY PSYCHOLOGY EXAM, or the fact that she's bailing on me.

Friskey™ · Dec 13, 2006

Kate said: ↑

Wouldn't blame you if you did.

Side note: if I hear one more coo of "I love you" in baby talk when my player is switching tracks, I am going to go insane. I have my headphones on and I am determinedly facing the other way, but even that isn't enough.

And to cap it, she's moving out in a few days' time, leaving me stuck without a roommate, and with almost no time to find one. I don't know which to be more pissed about, the cutesy crap, the fact that her boyfriend will be SPENDING THE NIGHT BEFORE MY PSYCHOLOGY EXAM, or the fact that she's bailing on me.
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Ouch

Todd Faced · Dec 13, 2006

doing laundry sucks. That is all.

Misfit Jay · Dec 13, 2006

So yeah. I realized I have a new guilty pleasure. It's callled...

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

Tomi · Dec 13, 2006

Todd said: ↑

doing laundry sucks. That is all.
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Bwuhaha. Get the cat to do it.

Kate · Dec 13, 2006

Todd said: ↑

doing laundry sucks. That is all.
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That's what I'll be doing tomorrow.

Friskey™ · Dec 13, 2006

Bahhh, why am I so god damned paranoid?

Darcy · Dec 13, 2006

Will said: ↑

Emotional hobocore... haha.
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Huhwhat? QC reference or were you reading my MySpace url?

Todd Faced · Dec 13, 2006

I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public.
The younger generation doesn't know they exist.

STORY:

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat.
In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill.
I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting irritated at me for trying to break a $50 bill.

Me:
"Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go "

Server:
"That'll be $1.04. Eat in?"

Me:
"No, it's to go." At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny.

Server:
"Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."

He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot.
The following conversation occurs between the two of them:

Server:
"Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?"

Manager:
"No. A what?"

Server:
"A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."

Manager:
"Ask for something else. There's no such thing as a $2 bill."

Server:
"Yeah, thought so."

He comes back to me and says, "We don't take these. Do you have anything else?"

Me:
"Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?"

Server:
"I don't know."

Me:
"See here where it says legal tender?"

Server:
"Yeah."

Me:
"So, why won't you take it?"

Server:
"Well, hang on a sec."

He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him, "He says I have to take it."

Manager:
"Doesn't he have anything else?"

Server:
"Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change "

Manager:
"I'm not opening the safe with him in here."

Server:
"What should I do?"

Manager:
"Tell him to come back later when he has real money."

Server:
"I can't tell him that! You tell him."

Manager:
"Just tell him."

Server:
"No way! This is weird. I'm going in back."

The manager approaches me and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't take big bills this time of night."

Me:
"It's only seven o'clock! Well then, here's a two dollar bill."

Manager:
"We don't take those, either."

Me:
"Why not?"

Manager:
"I think you know why."

Me:
"No really, tell me why."

Manager:
"Please leave before I call mall security."

Me:
"Excuse me?"

Manager:
"Please leave before I call mall security."

Me:
"What on earth for?"

Manager:
"Please, sir."

Me:
"Uh, go ahead, call them."

Manager:
"Would you please just leave?"

Me:
"No."

Manager:
"Fine -- have it your way then."

Me:
"Hey, that's Burger King, isn't it?"

At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy Comes in.

Guard:
"Yeah, Mike, what's up?"

Manager (whispering):
"This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money."

Guard:
"No kidding! What?"

Manager:
"Get this .. A two dollar bill."

Guard (incredulous): "Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?"

Manager:
"I don't know. He's kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty."

Guard:
"Oh, so the fifty's fake!"

Manager:
"No, the two dollar bill is."

Guard:
"Why would he fake a two dollar bill?"

Manager:
"I don't know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"

Guard:
"Yeah."

Security Guard walks over to me and......

Guard:
"Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use."

Me:
"Uh, no."

Guard:
"Lemme see 'em."

Me:
"Why?"

Guard:
"Do you want me to get the cops in here?"

At this point I am ready to say, "Sure, please!" but I want to eat, so I say "I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill.

I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I'm taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says, "Hey, Mike, what's wrong with this bill?"

Manager:
"It's fake."

Guard:
"It doesn't look fake to me."

Manager:
"But it's a two dollar bill."

Guard:
"Yeah?"

Manager:
"Well, there's no such thing, is there?"

The security guard and I both look at him like he's an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue.

So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.

Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff.

Just think...those two will be voting soon...
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Friskey™ · Dec 13, 2006

Listened to The Black Parade yet again...still fucking amazing.

Chris. · Dec 13, 2006

That $2 Bill story is hilarious. I have like 20 of those saved because of my family in the Upper Peninsula.

The Doctor · Dec 13, 2006

Christmas siggy!

Tomi · Dec 13, 2006

rofl @ Todd. Oh man, that's insane.

Nate - Awesome sig. xD

Debus · Dec 13, 2006

Bloody bypassers not letting me log in >_>

Evan™ · Dec 13, 2006

Todd said: ↑

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Canadian Joe · Dec 13, 2006

Blah, I hate exams.

Debus · Dec 13, 2006

Misfit Jay said: ↑

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wySDNZzAn_k

This is hillarious. Your post reminded me of it.
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! Oh God, that is pure genious! That is EXACTLY what i mean haha

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