Random Thoughts 9

Ice- Hmm. Don't you mean I DON'T feel like it? As in, don't feel like clearing our my ...bah, forget it. This is stupid, and so nawt 1337.

I would say damn you for going early, but I'm afraid of being sued for copyright infringement. Oh well! . Have a t0taleE osum n rawkin time at t3h skewl. Kitty (=^___^=)

 

Oh, no! It's the kitty!

 

Wooooow the weather is bad today..

 

Mmmperfect.

 

Phew...almost broke more glass.

 

Bad? That's the biggest understatement i've heard in a while

 

The weather is so terrible that there isnt even a word for it

 

w00p! got me GIAN ticket for the sunday in birmingham.

fuck all the other days 'cause the line ups are a let down lmfao.

 

Man...the windy weather here in London has killed 11 people today...one of them a 2 year old...

 

The weather here has killed 5 people I think.


Down the road from our school a car ended up upside down. It was nothing to do with the weather like but I thought I'd mention it 'cause I felt like.

 

10 people have died over here.

 

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of melife between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said,
"Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

 

Bah, I hate school.

 

I want a falcon.

 

wow, i'm dizzy!

 

I take it you liked your presents eh?

 

Raud relviks, rahvas, viha relva sisse raiuda.

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Mmmmfuckingyay

 

Cheeer uuup.. think of the magic cleaing man thing..

 

The one who seemed to have no neck? He looked pissed alright..
And yeah.. I will.. soon maybe.. Thankyou..

 

He was not pissed. He smiled at us!