Random Thoughts 9

Honey, I've never been accused of making sense

 

You make it sound like a crime. But then, you would.

 

I still have to convert you from Fall Out Boy to Fallout From The War.

 

I'm going to take that as a compliment and remain in ignorance regarding the negative aspect

 

It'd be pretty hypocritical if you took that as an insult anyway. Not that I meant it.

 

..mm.

 

HELLLLLLL AWAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTSSSSS

 

Why is there suddenly a Sir Bedevere-like voice explaining why a witch is a duck and is made out of wood, therefore floats, whitherfore should be burnt?

 

I just turned on the tv and Les from Coronation Street was in the bath with someone singing Joy Division... outside, at night. Okay.

I see that kid who someone tried to kill has much more questionable hair now.

 

Oh my love, my darling, I hunger for your touch.

Are you still mine?

Don't we all just love Ghost?

I'm Henry the Eighth I am!

 

That movie was on last night.

 

Pornographic pottery scene and all?

 

Yesie dearie.

 

Good luck...because it probably won't happen.

 

Cool.

 

If I was about six years younger this video would be so confusing.

 

*Falls asleep on the nearest person* Blehhh

 

If one more fucking person tells me merry christmas I'm going to beat their face in.

Fuck I hate this holiday

 

It can happen after 6 months of Instant Messaging.

 

Trust me, he did that to me