Random Thoughts 9

i had Dirge and liked it for the first couple of weeks I had it but then I just stopped playing it because I got bored of it, so I sold it and got $35 out of it.

 

I'm so bored...waiting for relatives to come visit sucks...

 

Stupid spot on my nose

 

I'm absolutely surprised I'm not hung over as hell.

 

Well, well, well, look who's here.

 

Woke up and found your head astonishingly not in the toilet?

 

Yet did you pee on someone?

 

Surprisingly, yes

Driven'ation played a show last night and I pretty much got all the free booze I wanted Which meant the following:

2 Jagerbombs
2 shots of tequila
1 shot of 4 Horsemen
1 Snake Eyes
1 Slippery Nipple
2 beers
1x gin/sprite/shot of lime (actually a really, really good combo)
1 martini

....and pretty much the only thing missing was a partridge in a fucking pear tree. Of course, it took me quite a while to find my bed when I got home, and even longer for everything to stop spinning

 

hardcore!joe.

 

Geez christ, Joe...you're worse than my brother

 

The sad part is...I'm not even feeling it today

Anyways, how're you doing, Malidear?

 

hooray for firecrackers!

 

Do not let that be an excuse for going out and getting hammered.

I'm okay, thanks! My cast's giving me hell, but at least it's pretty with notes on it now! How've you been, oh Joe of the un-hangover?

 

Hah, considering I just woke up expecting a massive headache and didn't have one, I'm pretty good


...hey, sign your cast for me

 

OMG! OMG OMG OMG!

X proposed to Katwoman! And he did it in one of the cutest ways possible! I'm so happy for them I think my brain turned to mush and started leaking out my ears!

 

*Audience style "Awwwwww"*

 

"Dear Mali, from Joe but signed by Mali".

 

I'd sign it, but there's a little obstacle in the way called the Atlantic Ocean, and my airline passes haven't quite kicked in yet

Actually, they kick in tomorrow

 

New hotsig bitches.