Random Thoughts 8

Hahahaha. I just got a pair of real leather shoes for £1 because the guy at the till was an idiot

 

Kinda like last night...paid for movie tickets with a $20 bill, and got $25 in change (cause the guy at the till screwed up)

 

That's basicly what happened to me. The shoes were meant to cost £22, but he some how fucked it up and got it wrong. So i managed to get a suit and a pair of shoes for £41! i'm quite proud of that.

 

*yawn* Morning you bastards

 

Blah...so lonely =/

 

*fart*

 

I love ebay.

 

Ebay is my number one source for useless crap...and I love it

I still have that damn horn...hmm, what to do with it now...

 

You haven't hooked it to your car yet...FOR SHAME!

 

It doesn't run on 12 volts, so I'd need a transformer

 

Plane then?

Dude I watched Mythbusters last night and they tested out whether or not a stamp on the blades of a helicopter can make it go out of control

 

Hm, not in the Cherokee, but anything with an AC alternator would probably do it...

 

What's the big deal about this Borat movie? I'm sorry but I don't think it's all that funny.

 

Oh but he is I loved the bit in the trailer

[At humor classes]

'So.. what is a not joke?'

'A not joke is where you do something like.. 'This suit is black.. NOT!''

'Oh, ok. Like 'This suit is NOT BLACK!''

'No.. the NOT! comes at the end of the joke'

'Oh, 'This suit is blacknot.''

'No.. nonono. Do you know what a pause is?'

'Oh yes. 'This suit is Black..

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.....

.....

.........


.......'

'No, i..'

'NOT!'

I hate Ali G, but Borat is amazing

 

My God! It's almost X-mas! *shocked*

 

Mmm, chips and root beer for breakfast

Edit: Dammit, you're right...I have to start looking for presents...half of 'em are going overseas anyways, and we all know that if I don't start looking now, I'll end up buying 'em all on December 24th

 

That was the only part in which I laughed at.

 

Luckily i'd only send presents to two people over seas. One of them (Kay) will be here, and the other (Ema) Kay can take them back to. Also means i'm sure they get there on time (except Ema will get hers late.. unfortunately.)

 

It's waaaay more than i would usualy download. Especialy with my hard-drive steadily going down. My computer so hates me right now

 

for the first time in a while, I've started my day with Strapping Young Lad.