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  1. Hybrid

    Hybrid Meow! This cat has claws! LPA Team

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    So apparently Bruce Springsteen covered that pop song Royals by that pop singer Lorde who gets played the rock stations here.
     
  2. Erica

    Erica Child of the Desert LPA Über VIP

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    It's like that time Alice Cooper got on stage with Kesha... Sad state of affairs.
     
  3. Hybrid

    Hybrid Meow! This cat has claws! LPA Team

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    I could only handle watching it for :45 seconds and I'm like "Boss, WTF, man!?"
     
  4. Erica

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    45 seconds? You're a better man I could ever hope to be :lol:
     
  5. Gibs

    Gibs The Prog Nerd Über Member

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    My only wish for the Carnivores Tour is that Powerless is a regular in the setlist. It needs to be done live!
     
  6. Amanda

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    The prodigal son daughter? returns.
     
  7. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    <3

    Also, some band named Linkin Park has a new single today.
     
  8. hawk

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    lol what is this, middle school?
     
  9. Dedicated

    Dedicated LPA Addict LPA Addict

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    I just found the lyrics I wrote for an LPA writing competition back in the day hahaha! It was about all the smilies on LPA having affairs with each other hahahaha!

    Now this is a story all about how,
    The LPA got turned upside down,
    On a warm day in May the controversy began,
    When the married smilies started gettin' it on,
    It all caved in when :Wub: loved :Wave:,
    But :Wave: had feelings for a :Sorcerer:, 'Dave',
    Dave loved all from : Pope: to the :Clover:,
    But there's only one person that : Pope: would bend over,
    Unluckily for him :Mike: got along with :Chicken:,
    So : Hope: decided to settle for :Whistlin':,
    :Whistlin': blew for her toy boy :Sad:,
    Who lost :Innocent: to the heart-throb :Brad:,
    Now : Paperbag: lost confidence after :Bounce:,
    Decided to bounce all around the crowd,
    : Phone: had sex via intercom with :Hypo:,
    Who, at the time, was in bed with :Joe:,
    :Chester: was pimp and gave :Flowers: to the :King:,
    Which made :Mad: madder than he ever had been,
    Luckily his wife : Peace: decided not to leave him,
    Even after :Flowers: had left him feeling,
    :Geek:, who was meek and sweet,
    'Til :Mad: had let curiosity peak,
    :Censored:, was the first on the scene,
    And promised :Mad: to blur out everything,
    If :Mad:, could get him closer to :Kiss:,
    Who he thought wasn't right for :Sick:,
    'Cause :Sick: was a cheat, wasn't meek and sweet,
    Had it in for this generic chick called :Eek:,
    Who was having threesomes with the :Hug: group,
    But these threes turned fours with :Thumbsup:,
    And :Withstupid: the four turned into five,
    Weird sex scenes including signs,
    :Alien: had a thing with :Mellow:,
    But ended up more grey than yellow,
    :Surrender: gave herself up, to : Pirate:,
    Who raided her treasure chest and left her looser than a sweater-vest,
    :Blush: almost had :Sleeping: when she woke up,
    Then embarrassment struck and there was no good stuff,
    This meant :Sleeping: went back to :Sleep:,
    Who always produced in the evening,
    : PCWhack:, did just that,
    Over the thought of :Lol: snorting crack off his back,
    But no one was into stranger things than :Excl:,
    Who pleased :Kicking: with love utensils,
    :Excl: made : Disgust: show her name,
    By making her watch his strange sex games,
    While :Cloud: also watched and played with his sword,
    In the same room were :Shifty: and :Unsure:,
    :Offtopic: went down to a porn store,
    Where : Devil: and :Bookread: met back in '04,
    :Rolleyes: started up a swingers club,
    And a load of punctuation faces turned up,
    Roll on :Roll: and :Blink:,
    Who were lesbians, but still liked :King:,
    But his story has been laid out,
    So step up :Santa: for the next bout,
    He had an affair with :Zorro:,
    :Closedeye: and : Pheonix: thought that ended in sorrow,
    Due to : Pheonix:'s love for :Wacko:,
    And their unhealthy obsession for sex and tobacco,
    :Angry: would get with anyone he could hit,
    To release the emotional pain of his... zits,
    :Teehee: flipped on :Cry: after a couple of beers,
    Though it was :Nuke: that helped :Hmm: get filled with : Ph34r:,
    :Teehee: had believed :Ermm: at the pub,
    But he'd been lying so they'd break up,
    'Cause :Ermm: loved :Cry: so damn much,
    Though he made :Cool:'s day when he used his touch,
    :Shutup: and ( w00t ) completed the groups,
    And so that left :Rob:, :Confused:.


    Now :Ninja:, was the jealous type,
    And took his revenge with the greatest of spite,
    Started out by chin checkin' :Mike:,
    Removed :Sick:'s arms with complete delight,
    Then :Wave:, not one to start a fight,
    Hit :Ninja: and found out what his heart looked like,
    Next :Ninja: hit up the swingers club,
    And clubbed the punctuation into the mud,
    : Pirate: got scared when he heard the news,
    So he ended his life hanging down from a noose,
    When :Ninja: found :Excl: he choked out his air,
    But :Excl: kinda liked it and so didn't care,
    Next :Flowers: lost her petals and :King: was de-crowned,
    :Cloud:'s sword got snapped with a "Who's tough now!?"
    Shuriken's were thrown, more lives were lost,
    Until life on the LPA just stopped,
    Body parts littered the forum floor,
    The Association wasn't safe anymore,
    So the members left, leaving :Ninja: alone,
    He looked out as his kingdom, as he sat on :King:'s throne.

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    and with the smilies hahaha!

    Now this is a story all about how,
    The LPA got turned upside down,
    On a warm day in May the controversy began,
    When the married smilies started gettin' it on,
    It all caved in when :wub: loved :wave:,
    But :wave: had feelings for a :sorcerer:, 'Dave',
    Dave loved all from :pope: to the :clover:,
    But there's only one person that :pope: would bend over,
    Unluckily for him :mike: got along with :chicken:,
    So :pope: decided to settle for :whistling,
    :whistling blew for her toy boy :sad:,
    Who lost :innocent: to the heart-throb :brad:,
    Now :paperbag: lost confidence after :bounce:,
    Decided to bounce all around the crowd,
    :phone: had sex via intercom with :hypo:,
    Who, at the time, was in bed with :joe:,
    :chester: was pimp and gave :flowers: to the :king:,
    Which made :mad: madder than he ever had been,
    Luckily his wife :peace: decided not to leave him,
    Even after :flowers: had left him feeling,
    :geek:, who was meek and sweet,
    'Til :mad: had let curiosity peak,
    :censored:, was the first on the scene,
    And promised :mad: to blur out everything,
    If :mad:, could get him closer to :kiss:,
    Who he thought wasn't right for :sick:,
    'Cause :sick: was a cheat, wasn't meek and sweet,
    Had it in for this generic chick called :eek:,
    Who was having threesomes with the :hug: group,
    But these threes turned fours with :thumbsup:,
    And :withstupi the four turned into five,
    Weird sex scenes including signs,
    :alien: had a thing with :mellow:,
    But ended up more grey than yellow,
    :surrender gave herself up, to :pirate:,
    Who raided her treasure chest and left her looser than a sweater-vest,
    :blush: almost had :sleeping: when she woke up,
    Then embarrassment struck and there was no good stuff,
    This meant :sleeping: went back to :sleep:,
    Who always produced in the evening,
    :pcwhack:, did just that,
    Over the thought of :lol: snorting crack off his back,
    But no one was into stranger things than :excl:,
    Who pleased :kicking: with love utensils,
    :excl: made :disgust: show her name,
    By making her watch his strange sex games,
    While :cloud: also watched and played with his sword,
    In the same room were :shifty: and :unsure:,
    :offtopic: went down to a porn store,
    Where :devil: and :bookread: met back in '04,
    :rolleyes: started up a swingers club,
    And a load of punctuation faces turned up,
    Roll on :roll: and :blink:,
    Who were lesbians, but still liked :king:,
    But his story has been laid out,
    So step up :santa: for the next bout,
    He had an affair with :zorro:,
    :closedeye and :phoenix: thought that ended in sorrow,
    Due to :phoenix:'s love for :wacko:,
    And their unhealthy obsession for sex and tobacco,
    :angry: would get with anyone he could hit,
    To release the emotional pain of his... zits,
    :teehee: flipped on :cry: after a couple of beers,
    Though it was :nuke: that helped :hmm: get filled with :ph34r:,
    :teehee: had believed :ermm: at the pub,
    But he'd been lying so they'd break up,
    'Cause :ermm: loved :cry: so damn much,
    Though he made :cool:'s day when he used his touch,
    :shutup: and (w00t) completed the groups,
    And so that left :rob:, :confused:.


    Now :ninja:, was the jealous type,
    And took his revenge with the greatest of spite,
    Started out by chin checkin' :mike:,
    Removed :sick:'s arms with complete delight,
    Then :wave:, not one to start a fight,
    Hit :ninja: and found out what his heart looked like,
    Next :ninja: hit up the swingers club,
    And clubbed the punctuation into the mud,
    :pirate: got scared when he heard the news,
    So he ended his life hanging down from a noose,
    When :ninja: found :excl: he choked out his air,
    But :excl: kinda liked it and so didn't care,
    Next :flowers: lost her petals and :king: was de-crowned,
    :cloud:'s sword got snapped with a "Who's tough now!?"
    Shuriken's were thrown, more lives were lost,
    Until life on the LPA just stopped,
    Body parts littered the forum floor,
    The Association wasn't safe anymore,
    So the members left, leaving :ninja: alone,
    He looked out as his kingdom, as he sat on :king:'s throne.
     
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  10. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Awesome dude!

    So "GATS" is #38 on iTunes. I think Linkin Park is the only band who can write a song that heavy and still land that high up in the charts.
     
  11. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    I wish I had something interesting to say.

    Well, Kevin told me to eat a taco. I've never eaten tacos.

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  12. Gibs

    Gibs The Prog Nerd Über Member

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    "I like Eminem, but he's got nothing on Kid Rock." - My Dad

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  13. MKH

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    [thumb]http://img.pandawhale.com/83133-kate-upton-please-fap-gif-fapp-HljE.gif[/thumb]
     
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    Gosh, such a show off. :kappa:

    I'll learn the rest of the song eventually. I'm not that pro that I can learn a full song like GATS in a day.
     
  17. MKH

    MKH Bat of Gotham LPA Super VIP

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    I'm having trouble on the solo at the end and the fills between power chords prior to Rakim's part, everything else has been fairly easy. If you've got that riff down, you should have the intro no problem. How long have you been playing?
     
  18. RyRy

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    Yeah, the intro isn't hard at all, just those typical drop D bar chords is all :p. I actually found a tab for the song here, might help you a bit. I've been playing for about 8 months now, self taught.
     
  19. brady

    brady I am the LPA LPA Super Member

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    Haha, go for it. I'll follow back but I don't post much.
     
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