RANDOM THOUGHTS 25

I liked cordyceps zombies before they were cool.

 

I'm pretty sure you're older than me or about my age, so wtf, dude?

 

I'm 23 btw.

My parents (aka my ex-stepmother) never let me get a license when I was younger, most likely because she pretty much fucking hated my guts, especially since my two stepsiblings were allowed to get theirs in high school, and I couldn't afford to go to driving school because it was too expensive for me to pay for it on my own. Doesn't help that she (my ex-stepmother) wouldn't let me get a job so I can earn the money to go . Then when I moved to Florida about 4 years ago, drivers around here kind of made me fear the road a little too much for me to even want a license.

 

Cheers man.

Just keep your eye out and if you have any mates who can get you an in, go for it.

I thought that too!

 

My mom's driving advice when I was learning was that everyone else is scary so I should drive safe.
My dad's driving advice when I was learning was that everyone on the road is a moron and I have to drive like I'm the best driver.

Both worked well

You are older than me then!

 

*hands cookie* Sowwee.

 

*takes cookie but still cries*

 

Our living "President" doesn't have a birth certificate to prove he was elligible for the charge (all researches point he was most likely born in Colombia), and our dead presiden't doesn't have a death certificate to validate when he really died (many rumours say he died in December, but govt admitted it in March).

Gotta love communism.

 

London tomorrow! Wooo!

 

August yay!

 

Oh my god, it's August.

 

-Germany
-Eminem
-Linkin Park
-One month 'til high school

I've been waiting for this month.

 

WHY LET'S TURN THE CALENDAR, SHALL WE.

~

Linkin Park what?
Oh, right, interest pique.

btw. You may be looking forward to high school (I am too), but after the first couple of weeks... no more fun and games, mate.

 

Mass Effect 3's soundtrack causes a large amount of feels to enter my body

 

A finely crafted machine is tuned. The knowledge required for its creation comprise the summary of all of mankind's technological achievements. Our ancient ancestors could not possibly imagine the material of which it is made and the kind of world it is created for. They could have never fathomed its mission. Its creator suffered months of hard lessons from the scathing burn of trial and error. But now it is ready. This time the theory is right. The machine is ready for infiltration.

The machine was cloned into a thousand bretherin copies, and they all set forth to realize their plans. Their computerized minds know the exact weakness to exploit. They expertly dodge the security systems produced by Earth's great scientific minds. Their mathematical prowess overcomes the rest of their obstacles with pure brute force. They burst inside their target and deliver their payload.

But they do not carry weapons of violence. No, these machines simply wish to deliver a message.

After being shown a virtual location bearing the name "spam.html," I press delete. Then I purge the others.

 

Never thought you'd make me perspire
Never thought I'd do you the same
Never thought I'd fill with desire
Never thought I'd feel so ashamed

Never thought I'd have to retire
Never thought I'd have to abstain
Never thought all this could back fire
Close up the hole in my vein

Never thought I'd get any higher
Never thought you'd fuck with my brain
Never thought all this could expire
Never thought you'd go break the chain

Me and the dragon
Can chase all the pain away.
So before I end my day,
Remember...
My sweet prince
You are the one
My sweet prince
You are the one.

 

*hands out plate of cookies* Please stop....

 

What is that?

 

*finds comfort in food*

Alternate intro/outro to W&K.