RANDOM THOUGHTS 25

PM'd. Thanks very much. I explained it over there

 

So I almost got hit by a van today.

 

I'll need much of the same tomorrow (tonight for y'all in the US): Game 7 bitches.

 

Beep beep beep...

 

Very funny.

 

I'm hungry

 

This

 

Have you ever watched the sun go down
And you thinkin' 'bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say, "That's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks, so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time.

You finally decide to go in the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum, get the hell out of there.

You're walking home and your mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks, but you were too high
You're thinkin' 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason, the game Battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when you were a kid, and then, as we get older, we forget how to play, and just to enjoy ourselves, so you say, "Guess what, I'm gonna make up a game right now, and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine, and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with the baseball bat", but then you don't know where to find a porcupine, so you go on eBay and you do a search, but people don't sell porcupines on the internet, and you say, "You know what, world? You've got me cornered again. I'm gonna roll another joint."

You ever eat a whole bag of crackers
That were so old that they weren't crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as fuck?

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Best fucking lyrics in the world.

 

You know it's hot when your freaking roll-on deodorant becomes warm.

 

They're pretty good, but I personally prefer Slipknot.

 

MIAMI HEAT. Damn.

 

This is suppose to be one of the most celebrated days all year (except Christmas), and do my friends fuck it up? The answer is: YES!
So PISSED! GAHHH!!!!!!

 

I also prefer Slipknot. Stone Sour sound too generic to me.

 

Ugh, got that annoying flu with the sore throat, I fucking hate it.