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    Joe

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    You know what cures hiccups? Lots of water. In ice cube form. Mixed with alcohol and mixer. And clubbing. :vinnie:
     
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    Lawlz. I watched this documentary which said that the only way to cure hiccups is to finger your asshole.


    It was made by BBC.
     
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    :blink:

    ...

    ... err. Desperate times call for desperate measures?
     
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    Haha yep yep.
     
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    [video=youtube;sKRs3n3lwHY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKRs3n3lwHY[/video]
     
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    i like sex.
     
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    Well there goes my appetite for the next year.
     
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    Hmmm.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing. :hmm:
     
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    I concur.
     
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    After-club omnomnoms.
     
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    Yeah so I've resorted to telling outright lies on my CV in an effort to get a job. :lol:
     
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    uhhhh . . . :blink:
     
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    Andrea please check PM/TXT when you get the chance. Thanks :).
     
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    I would not recommend that. If they ever find out you lied on it, you would probably get fired.
     
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    It's how things seem to work in this country when it comes to retail jobs. Employers only tend to give work to people with experience so pretty much everyone lies on their CVs and says they have experience.

    It's a pretty shitty way of getting a job and I don't agree with it but at the end of the day I need money. Taxes, travel fares and overall cost of living will increase over here in January so I can't really afford to have a moral compass when it comes to getting employment lol. I've been trying to find work for almost three months now and literally nothing.
     
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    Also the only way to get a retail job here is if you know someone who already works there.

    Luke - try Westfield London, I saw lots of job adverts there. Have you had sales experience? Just hype it up a little in your CV, write stuff about meeting targets too.
     
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    Thought the same thing :lol:
     
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    *sigh*
     
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