Random Thoughts 24

LOL @Nemo's post

 

Man, did I ever get wrecked last night.

Thirteen beers can't be wrong!

 

And you haven't made a thread about it yet.

 

I was planning to, but then I thought to myself, what would Chuck Norris do.


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A car that just drove past my house was blaring the song "I'm On A Boat". Fuck yeah!

 

It's ok for this time but don't let it happen again.

 

Good day

 

Amazing

 

Dear person who's parked outside honking his horn to try to get someone's attention:

If you keep it up for ten more seconds, I will eat your children

That is all.

 

How would you like your children cooked sir? Rare, medium, or kicking while screaming rape?

 

Best online multiplayer ever created: Crysis 2.

 

I'll be getting that game soon.

 

I just spent a thousand bucks on new PC guts because of this game (and a few others...future-proofing the 800 pound gorilla that is my gaming rig )

 

This is why I'm glad I have a PS3, so I don't have to worry about spending a shitload of money for the game

 

Yeah, but I can play games in far greater resolution than you can.

Also, my technological penis is larger than yours. That's what really counts.

 

I like my children like I like my carrots. Raw, chopped into small pieces and in a plastic bag.

 

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