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    Gloomy Mushroom

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    Gloomy Mushroom, Mar 12, 2011



    Babysitting a 6 week old is nothing - all they do is, poop, feed and sleep for 18 hours a day. Oh dear I have missed those days of Mia so much. Mia now squeals, crawls, complains, whispers to herself in the car as though she's planning world domination, hits her head on things etc.

    I already feel like a beached whale.
     
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    Todd, Mar 12, 2011



    So I'm enjoying a nice, leisurely uneventful drive home, obeying all speed limits and not having any fun when suddenly, about 10 minutes away from home, the sudden urge to have to take a shit hits me. It's not the kind of shit that announces it's presence but says "Take your time, I can wait about an hour." No, this is the kind of shit that says "Get to a toilet now or I'm ruining your pants!" So my peaceful drive changes into me weaving in and out of traffic at 10 miles above the speed limit in 4th gear on the highway, and once on the surface street, me running a few very yellow lights to make it home ASAP. And I barely made it home in time, I was still hovering over the toilet when the shit started coming out. I made it just in the nick of time. One red light and I probably would've shit my pants. And now, I just got off the crapper 10 minutes ago but think I have to shit again. It's going to be a long night.


    And I'm sure you all loved reading my story :lol:
     
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    Benjamin, Mar 12, 2011



    I've had the exact same thing happen to me when I was riding the bus to school last year. Except...let's just say I wasn't able to hold all of it in :lol:.

    LPA: The place where I can admit I've shit my pants and not give a flying fuck about it :awesome:.
     
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    Jeff, Mar 12, 2011



    Confusing trolls are confusing :squint:
     
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    Benjamin, Mar 12, 2011



    More like hilarious trolls are hilarious.
     
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    Or, confusing trolls are hilarious. The best of both worlds. :awesome:
     
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    Benjamin, Mar 12, 2011



    No.
     
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    I believe the term is, yes.
     
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    Benjamin, Mar 12, 2011



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    Jeff, Mar 12, 2011



    Unlike its cousin, the cake, the pie is not a lie.
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    Nom nom nom.
     
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    I can't concentrate.
     
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    Agent, Mar 12, 2011



    [video=youtube;FkcJ2Qv3Nwc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcJ2Qv3Nwc&feature=player_embedded[/video]

    :rofl:
     
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    Abel, Mar 12, 2011



    v :awesome: Christian Serratos.
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    Gloomy Mushroom, Mar 12, 2011



    I really need to pee.
     
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    Benjamin, Mar 12, 2011



    I might have a hernia or some shit. I hate being sick :(
     
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    Gitsnik, Mar 12, 2011



    100 more to go! :pirate:
     
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    Ree, Mar 12, 2011



    EPIC story, Todd. This should be adapted into a movie. Oscar-worthy stuff for sure. :lol:

    LMAO.
     
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    MKH, Mar 12, 2011



    LMAO Todd. We all laugh, but we've all been there.
     
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    Tim, Mar 12, 2011



    Quick, someone start a thread about pants-shitting stories!
     
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