Random Thoughts 23!

Oh my god, Frankie Boyle is too funny!:

"I have no skeletons in my closet...but I do have a black latex dildo suit" !!!

 

Maybe I should go to her house tommorow

 

This is seriously the best commercial ever.

[video=youtube;owGykVbfgUE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/video]

 

I fucking love those.

 

After that, I'm never using Old Spice. Ever.


Oh, and if Beetlejuice attended Julliard, and graduated from the Harvard Business School, why did he say he'd seen the Exorcist a hundred and sixty-seven times?

 

Did you just ask that question. Really? WOW!

 

Couldn't draw a Pentagram in OpenGL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !

 

Yes! Found David Blaine on Twitter!

 

Think about what I asked, and what he said. If you passed kindergarten, you should see what's wrong with it.

 

*ponders* hmmmmm

 

It's a damn movie about a dead couple trying to hire a ghost to rid them of the neighbors who just bought their house...it's not exactly a Best Picture nod, now is it?

 

... you're totally missing the point. It's not about the movie. Or the script. Let's just pretend for five seconds that Beetlejuice is a real person. Dead person. Undead person. Whatever. Point being, saying "a hundred AND sixty-seven times" isn't right. There should be no "and" in there. Especially if you went to Julliard and the Harvard Business school.

Also, he wasn't a ghost. Not technically. More of a re-animated corpse.

 

Damn, I wish I had some popcorn. Things are so much more entertaining with popcorn to snack on.

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Invader Zim lesson of the day for my five year old: if you love something, let it go, unless its a pet from the pet store.

 

Do you think anybody really gives a crap about that? Apparently only you, it seems. And the people in this world who nitpick over every little flaw that a movie has to offer. That's like "call the Grammar Police, this one is a doozy" type thing.

 

Chill out guys.

 

*sits back and waits for the implosion*

 

You do realize that wasn't intended to actually be answered to begin with, right? Rhetorical question, you know?

 

most confrontational 2010, iain!

 

Eh, it deserved an answer.

 

That's got a nice ring to it.

Did not.