Random Thoughts 23!

Yesterday was probably the most fun I've had in awhile =]

 

Off to workkk

 

Well I'm off to Philly for the day/night. Can't wait to see John Mayer tonight. I just hope nothing stupid happens at the show due to the recent ridiculous comments he's made.

 

LOOOL How eat Female !!!!!
mmmmm hard to decide ..... maybe put on her some hot chocolates [Kinder Surprise ] ...

 

Eight hours?! That's crazy, but hopefully I won't have to be there that long considering it starts at 2pm. Out of the five people in my family only my Mom has had to do it and she said all they did was watch an orientation video for a few hours and that was about it, and she never got called back. I'm still annoyed that I have to go but I do get $12 bucks. Better then nothing.

 

Seriously, this just made my day. Incredible.

 

Billy Mays is trying to sell me stuff from beyond the grave again.

I don't want a fucking jupiter jack thanks pal.

 

Oh hell yeah! In such a good mood, music sounds great, pizza sounds AWESOME!

 

Omfg. Dead By Sunrise was AMAZING. What a show, what an energy! I came twice.

 

*headdesk*

 

They should totally make a "How to eat out a female for dummies".

"Lesson 1: It is important to gain the females trust and permission before committing to such act. WARNING: skipping this step could result in incarceration."

 

Trust and permission?! Pfft! Friggin go for it, you don't need permission.

 

Doesn't that count as rape?

 

Wait. Haha. I mean, if you're walking down some random street then yeah you need permission. But if you're like...in bed getting all hot (which I assume you would be) no permission is needed. Ever.

 

Well that's what I meant lol.

Can you imagine if you were walking down a street and someone just said "excuse me, I'd like to eat you out"

 

Hahaha that would be great.

But no. Please don't ask

 

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Oh man, that would be so epic just to see the looks on someone's face...not that I'd actually do that...

 

GOOD MORNING. *yawn*

 

a good weekend just got confusing