Random Thoughts 19

*Last.fm said we are perfect for each other...so this is happening*

 

Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.

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What's weird is half these people were my "neighbors" on my last account, too.

 

Hellboy 2 FTW!

 

So...I saw you on the internet...you were wearing clothes. Any chance of changing that?

 

Hahaha.

Oh, man...I might have to write all these down.

"Hang on, baby...let me check my list of things to say to hot chicks at shows."

 

You get scene points for going home with me tonight

 

LOL! WIN!

 

Im a gold mine of pick up lines tonight

 

It's awesome.

"That band's singer isn't the only one who'll be screaming tonight. "

...

 

The lead singer touched my hand earlier, if you play your cards right, that hand will be all over you ...

 

Aahhahahahahaha

 

Too much fun

 

http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=69

NSFW. Caution is advised.

 

I need to get to bed.

Night all.

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@ maverick

LMFAO!!!!! OMG LOL *dies*

 

I wonder what the all time stupidest pick up line ever is?

 

"Hey you wanna go do it in the back of my dad's truck?"

...

Okay, bed time.

 

Will has been caught using this.

 

Only that one time. And you said yes.

 

I downloaded T Pain and Hinder. I must be really desperate for new music.

 

I honestly have no idea why I'm awake already